05-02-2016, 01:55 PM
Quote:Your name is MARK. It has been one month since you were SUMMONED to COSTA DEL SOL. You have since acclimated despite IMPERIAL PRESENCE. A number of CDs are scattered about your EXTREMELY MESSY bedroom. You collect BOOKS, even though you rarely find the time to read them. You instead waste time on the DATAVERSE and listen to ANGSTY MUSIC while taking yourself WAY TOO SERIOUSLY. You are prone to bouts of extreme over-analysis, usually to the point of REALLY PISSING PEOPLE OFF. You enjoy memorizing POINTLESS INFORMATION and regurgitating it to anyone who will listen. You also play CARD GAMES on occasion.
Mark simply continues to type away as he writes up a comment on a controversial video, soon to receive back a few more, each with increasing amounts of aggression at his over-analytical posts. However, it currently does not worry him as he clacks away and indulges in his favorite pastime of navigating the dataverse. While writing, he suddenly reaches out to grab one of the scattered CDs and ejects the one previously in his computer, rapidly switching them out and plugging in some headphones before continuing his thousand word long comment. Suddenly--
Beep!
An alert on his dataverse device notifies him of an update to one of his favorite blogs that supplies his with random and often useless information.
>>Mark: Check blog updates