>> Dave: Become Prime

[Dave Strider]

Dave nodded towards the construction guy, maintaining his cool while he tried to keep himself from freaking out internally, the puppet ass communicator on his wrist. Just then, if gave a few vibrations as he began to receive messages on his iGlasses.

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??: -- ?!@%&#$%#$^*&^$ [??] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 0231 --

TG: my god what the hell even is your username
TG: please dont tell me
TG: you are that one eyeless white douche
TG: wait are you his mom
TG: was that whole toy soldiers thing legit
TG: because if it was im a fucking genius and also fucked at the same time
TG: alright so im half right
TG: what even are you then
TG: of fuck are you jades dog
TG: no wait fuck
TG: of course you arent dogs cant type
TG: or even speak english
TG: not even bec
TG: unless you had some weird collar shit
TG: im willing to bet something like that exists somewhere here
TG: maybe even some convoluted fresh out the easy bake oven dogs have humans as pets thing
TG: if you want a steak i can tell you i dont have any
TG: and if you are a first guardian then who the fuck is playing
TG: i swear if a bunch of dumbasses like us are now running around trying to figure out how to enter the medium
TG: we are so fucked
TG: might as well nuke us all in a mound of puppet ass
TG: because we are NOT crawling out of this one
TG: but if we arent as screwed as we think
TG: so this time the game brought powertools
TG: so they screws going into us are actually pretty cool instead up fucking everything up
TG: what did you say about observing
TG: like karkat and the other trolls were doing
TG: holy fuck have the tables turned
TG: rotating these babies like its a fucking party up in here
TG: except we arent gonna be fucking up the timelines like terezi was at first
TG: yeah im gonna show them some sarcasm and irony alright
TG: flash them with the real info about the game like pop up porn ads
TG: alright so is this all going to be on the dataverse or something
TG: who the hell are the people we are supposed to contact
TG: well i am going to start digging this hole to china
TG: or wherever the hell these dumbasses that may or may have not downloaded the game already are
TG: just let me know when i finally hit china

??: -- ?!@%&#$%#$^*&^$ [??] ceased pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 0255 --

TG: god dammit

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Dave muttered under his breath for a moment. He would have to tell John about this once they had a bit of privacy. Jade too, and then maybe Karkat. He kept his slouched posture aimed towards the group, mostly eyeing the new guy, his comment about a knight seemed to be more directed at the guy who actually looked like one instead of him with the red pijamas. The dude probably wasn't a part of this, but somewhere out there Dave knew. There was gonna be some shenanigans of the hellish degree.