05-01-2016, 02:38 AM
Quote:-- ?!@%&#$%#$^*&^$ [??] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 0231 --
??: My, my. This is a surprise most unexpected, even for one such as I.
??: Another Player, and from a session not only entirely different, but so far-removed as to be from a world outside of this enclosed space?
??: Fascinating.
TG: my god what the hell even is your username
TG: please dont tell me
TG: you are that one eyeless white douche
??: Ah, yes, that. I do apologize. Attempting to transliterate my true identification resulted in the...garbled mess you see.
??: Ohohohoho. "Eyeless white douche". How colorful.
??: No.
TG: wait are you his mom
TG: was that whole toy soldiers thing legit
TG: because if it was im a fucking genius and also fucked at the same time
??: I can safely assure you I am no one's mother.
??: And as for that "toy soldiers thing", as you put it? True enough, after its own fashion.
??: But not quite, at the same time.
TG: alright so im half right
TG: what even are you then
??: What even am I? A most curious question. I believe you are familiar with what I am, if not necessarily with what this particular incarnation is intended for.
??: A new 'verse' was created within this place that the....ahem, "eyeless white douche" created. A new world. A new series of worlds.
??: And they needed a guardian.
??: I believe you can, as they say, "do the math".
TG: of fuck are you jades dog
TG: no wait fuck
TG: of course you arent dogs cant type
TG: or even speak english
TG: not even bec
TG: unless you had some weird collar shit
TG: im willing to bet something like that exists somewhere here
TG: maybe even some convoluted fresh out the easy bake oven dogs have humans as pets thing
TG: if you want a steak i can tell you i dont have any
TG: and if you are a first guardian then who the fuck is playing
??: Who is playing, indeed?
??: A large number of participants.
??: I believe it will not be too difficult for you to gain awareness of this game's full nature, and even observe it, if you truly wish to.
TG: i swear if a bunch of dumbasses like us are now running around trying to figure out how to enter the medium
TG: we are so fucked
TG: might as well nuke us all in a mound of puppet ass
TG: because we are NOT crawling out of this one
??: Ohohohohooho. Yes, you would all be quite doomed.
TG: but if we arent as screwed as we think
??: Luckily, only the specific homes and the side verse created for this game's purpose are in any danger.
TG: so this time the game brought powertools
TG: so the screws going into us are actually pretty cool instead up fucking everything up
TG: what did you say about observing
TG: like karkat and the other trolls were doing
??: One moment.
??: ........yes. Quite like that.
??: I had to ascertain the meaning of that name, but it is indeed what you would be capable of.
TG: holy fuck have the tables turned
TG: rotating these babies like its a fucking party up in here
TG: except we arent gonna be fucking up the timelines like terezi was at first
??: Ah, sarcasm. And irony, perhaps?
TG: yeah im gonna show them some sarcasm and irony alright
TG: flash them with the real info about the game like pop up porn ads
??: Precious.
TG: alright so is this all going to be on the dataverse or something
TG: who the hell are the people we are supposed to contact
??: Well, the dataverse is the primary method for which to make use of your ability to observe.
??: Unless you wish to go there in person.
??: And as for who these individuals might be? No one you are familiar with.
TG: well i am going to start digging this hole to china
TG: or wherever the hell these dumbasses that may or may have not downloaded the game already are
??: Ohohohohohoho.
??: Very well. I do look forward to seeing your reaction to their, as you say, "shenanigans".
??: Farewell, mister Strider.
TG: just let me know when i finally hit china
-- ?!@%&#$%#$^*&^$ [??] ceased pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 0255 --
TG: god dammit