04-24-2016, 12:35 AM
Dave's eyes widened behind his glasses as he nearly watches John materialized before him. From the sounds of it, it didn't seem to be the same one from his timeline, so he kept his cool and questioned his best bro a little. No need to worry him about any pending doom that may or may not exist anymore. Dave gave a simple smirk as he let John hug him.
"Hey it's been a while, did you make the trip across the 3 years of space nothingness with Jade and me in bird douche form? As for Rose, Karkat, and everyone else, I don't really know. I think Gamzee and Karkat are here, and I found a memo on the dataverse or whatever they have here with Jade in it, thought I saw Karkat there too.You gotta help me culture this place man I mean looks at it, it's just plain old dream bubble boring. I'd rather you hang your damn Howie Mandell posters all over the place than look at this. It's like the inside of that one locker in the locker room that nobody has ever gotten because the first guy that was supposed to keep track what the number lost it and it's just been locked forever with not a damn thing inside. The fountain is just a leak in the system, just look at it. " Dave gestured to the fountain which not seemed to swirl as the gears turn airy. However, it was now noticeable that the fountain has a few chunks missing off of it.
Dave then responded to the guy in the golden suit. Yeah , that's m,e. Better get used to it and spread the word, especially once I start up my sick beats and get my comics all over the damn internet or whatever again. Gonna need a place to settle down and get all my stuff back." Then, upon noticing the specs of the portals in the distance, dave spoke up. "Let's just head to one of whatever the hell those things are, maybe they are like magic doors or something, bring us to Obama's office and veto the laws o physics with Einstein or something"
"Hey it's been a while, did you make the trip across the 3 years of space nothingness with Jade and me in bird douche form? As for Rose, Karkat, and everyone else, I don't really know. I think Gamzee and Karkat are here, and I found a memo on the dataverse or whatever they have here with Jade in it, thought I saw Karkat there too.You gotta help me culture this place man I mean looks at it, it's just plain old dream bubble boring. I'd rather you hang your damn Howie Mandell posters all over the place than look at this. It's like the inside of that one locker in the locker room that nobody has ever gotten because the first guy that was supposed to keep track what the number lost it and it's just been locked forever with not a damn thing inside. The fountain is just a leak in the system, just look at it. " Dave gestured to the fountain which not seemed to swirl as the gears turn airy. However, it was now noticeable that the fountain has a few chunks missing off of it.
Dave then responded to the guy in the golden suit. Yeah , that's m,e. Better get used to it and spread the word, especially once I start up my sick beats and get my comics all over the damn internet or whatever again. Gonna need a place to settle down and get all my stuff back." Then, upon noticing the specs of the portals in the distance, dave spoke up. "Let's just head to one of whatever the hell those things are, maybe they are like magic doors or something, bring us to Obama's office and veto the laws o physics with Einstein or something"
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