Re: Cinnabon Isle Arc

[Monkey D. Luffy]

Twitch. Twitch.

"KYAAAHHHHHH!!" The blonde bombshell shrieked, swatting a dismembered appendage away from her goodies before stomping it with a heeled boot. "PERVERTED PIG!" she scorned. Buggy's eyes bulged as he clamped his lips firmly, withholding a grievous squeal. His already blushed face reddened further as he bit his lower lip, tears dribbling down his rosy cheeks.

"MMMGAHHH!! F–F–FLASHY BITCH!" The pirate clown stammered as he gripped the stump from whence a glove previously lye. As if that was going to allay the pain. "Take your flashy tramp foot off of me!" Red-Nose slighted, plucking his knife from a wooden plank.

With a stroke of luck, his insult solicited an uplifting kick from ole' blondey as she vaulted the limp hand through the air and into Buggy's grasp. He promptly blew on his throbbing fingers before plopping the extremity back into place.

Clack.

Kensei sheathed his recovered sword, turning to enkindle the strange interloper with a blazing glare. "Another intruder? You fools are like cockroaches, crawling out from every slimy crevice," The naval captain ridiculed, turning his body toward the assailant in the scuba suit. He muffed up his damp, silver hair and wiped his mouth with a thumb after the pain of kissing the deck with his face subsided.

"Hello, you may call me Bubble Man! I–Um, why are you trying to hurt these folks?" the outlandish new guest introduced, hopping off from the side-rail and bouncing over to the pirate duo. "Hey, frog boy! Stop stealing my flashy spotlight with flashy entrances!" The star clown disparaged, poking him in his armored chest-plate.

Blam!

The sound of pistol fire resonated across the high seas. "Enough!" Launch interrupted, lowering her gun from the air as smoke wafted from the barrel. Extending an arm, she aimed the firearm at Buggy, holding his twig n' berries in her crosshairs. As if reacting on pure instinct, Bubble Man lobbed a sphere of liquid from his cannon-arm which drenched the lieutenant's gat. Pulling the hair-trigger back in succession, all she felt was empty clicks. God damn it! Aggravated, she tossed her sidearm into the waters below.

"Firearms are unreliable. I much prefer the conventional method," Kensei scolded, clasping the hilt of his ornamental blade. "No, Captain! If you use your abilities now you'll merely destroy the ship we're trying to reclaim," warned Launch. Subsequently, she propped open a small metal case and removed a peculiar white capsule. Pressing down upon its tip, the officer tossed it skyward. A plume of pink smoke erupted from the device, from which a large bazooka dropped, resting upon her feminine shoulders as she gripped the handles.

"I'll handle this," she encouraged, raising the scope to her eye and fixing it against her arm. "THAT'S NOT ANY BETTER!!" the decorated captain barked comically before whizzing his attention to the left. Suddenly, out of the blue, a rather sizable wave came crashing into the ship, flooding the deck and knocking all five passengers into the sea like insects.

"WAHHH!" Splitter, stretch, and scuba bellowed as they hit the surface. The pirate duo sank like boulders due to their devil fruit weaknesses. Utterly paralyzed, they could do nothing but drift into the dark abyss below. Oh no, can they not swim?? Bubble Man pondered. Fortunately for them, this was his comfort zone; his world. Zooming through the water like a torpedo, the aquatic robot swiftly retrieved his fallen cohorts and sprung back onto the boat posthaste.

"Kah! Ack! Pluh!" Luffy spit up water from his gullet, propping himself up on all fours. "That...was a close one. Oy, flippers! Thanks for saving us!" he continued with a candid grin, inciting a friendly nod from Bubble Man. "Yes, but what about those other two?" Buggy imposed, focusing on the situation at hand.

ACHOO!

With an abrupt sneeze, Launch's vibrant shiny locks flickered to a dim cobalt. Tch, shit. Bad timing. Kensei cursed, quickly paving a path toward his schizophrenic subordinate through the chilling water. In the disarray, her panicked finger slid along the barrel, pushing against the firing switch. With a tremorous burst, the missile within ejected from the cylinder, spiraling off toward the naval ship. The projectile caught Luffy's eye, who merely snickered, showing no sign of fear.

"Gomu Gomu nooo..." He incanted, sucking in vast amounts of air and swelling up like a blimp. "FUSEN!!" Luffy leapt up to face the missile head on; it made contact against his rubbery balloon physique, bouncing off harmlessly and ricocheting back from whence it came. The clueless Launch gazed on as the rocket whirled through the air.

"Down!" Her captain ordered, gripping her up in his arms and submerging the both of them into the depths below.

BOOM!

The explosive clamor awoke even the unconscious marines littering the base. As one peered into the ocean, his eyes broadened to the sight of a meager mushroom cloud rising in the distance. Amidst the black fog, Kensei emerged with Launch beneath his arm. Looking forward through subtle breaks in the smog, he grimaced, The ship was now an afterthought, merely a speck on the horizon. "You're a real pain in my ass, woman."

"Oy, flippers. Join my crew!"

Wack!

"Stop asking everyone!"

Mission: Success!