04-20-2016, 03:55 AM
Dave eyed the fountain, which was made up of exquisite gears and inside had one large clock, ticking away, having just started moments ago. It seemed odd.
Well, first, he needed his sick beats and Caledscratch. Mothafucking timetables, now, all he had to do was focus for a second and boom right? Dave tried to will the orb of Omnilium to become his timetables before shaking the orb a bit, seeing it only stretch slightly and jiggle. Of course, the douche wouldn't make it that easy. Dave furrowed his brow and groaned before sitting at the edge of the fountain and letting the orb start to form, focusing as it began to stretch and shiver, slowly splitting as he soon found his crimson red and black timetables in hi hands. Finally, the damn thing worked.
He then did the same with Caledscratch, stuffing both in his sylladex for safe keeping, taking the time now to think about recent events. Shit, what was it that happened, this whole being plucked into another game or whatever through him off.
He remembered looking through his old shit, those cringeworthy photos of himself and seeing John doing some weird time shit. No idea what was up with that, and then Jade, well, that was something different. But then he had the mayor, who he would let nothing happen to. There was trouble on LOFAF, and then... what else happened? Gah, he could only remember bits and pieces but all he knew is that everything was going to shit. Fuck, John better fix all that up with whatever the hell he was doing.
He tried to check PesterChum on his glasses, but quickly found them to be disconnected from any internet. Wow. Amazing. Give a hand to the guy who couldn't even make the internet as a god of his own realm, who can't even see--
Dataverse. What the heck was that?
Wait. of course, Of fucking course, he would call it that. This guy was a real piece of work, and Dave was pretty sure none of this was ironically meant. That Omni guy probably really thought these were all good names. Or maybe he was just lazy, either way.
Dave tried to connect, but a message appeared.
Please load Omnilium into Dataverse Device for Connectivity.
That little shit.
Dave nearly fell over into the fountain in annoyance of this, before taking a deep breath, taking out more omnilium, and shoving it into his face. After what felt like a few minutes, the system finally booted up, and he had access to the Dataverse. As soon as he tried to browse the Omni Wide Web, he was aghast. The absence of sbahj or even any of his bro's sites was fucking heretical. This place was so damn uncultured. he then found a video online about someplace in ambrosia. Holy fuck was that Gamzee? Why the fuck is Gamzee here? Oh shit, Karkat? He wondered how many people actually made it back here. There was also a pesterOmni. Dave scanned through and saw that Jade was here, actually she has been here for quite a while? Weird, how long was he gone? His whole time sense was kinda off the charts, everything seemed wrong here. He looked past the screen into the white beyond, wondering what the hell he was supposed to do next.
Well, first, he needed his sick beats and Caledscratch. Mothafucking timetables, now, all he had to do was focus for a second and boom right? Dave tried to will the orb of Omnilium to become his timetables before shaking the orb a bit, seeing it only stretch slightly and jiggle. Of course, the douche wouldn't make it that easy. Dave furrowed his brow and groaned before sitting at the edge of the fountain and letting the orb start to form, focusing as it began to stretch and shiver, slowly splitting as he soon found his crimson red and black timetables in hi hands. Finally, the damn thing worked.
He then did the same with Caledscratch, stuffing both in his sylladex for safe keeping, taking the time now to think about recent events. Shit, what was it that happened, this whole being plucked into another game or whatever through him off.
He remembered looking through his old shit, those cringeworthy photos of himself and seeing John doing some weird time shit. No idea what was up with that, and then Jade, well, that was something different. But then he had the mayor, who he would let nothing happen to. There was trouble on LOFAF, and then... what else happened? Gah, he could only remember bits and pieces but all he knew is that everything was going to shit. Fuck, John better fix all that up with whatever the hell he was doing.
He tried to check PesterChum on his glasses, but quickly found them to be disconnected from any internet. Wow. Amazing. Give a hand to the guy who couldn't even make the internet as a god of his own realm, who can't even see--
Dataverse. What the heck was that?
Wait. of course, Of fucking course, he would call it that. This guy was a real piece of work, and Dave was pretty sure none of this was ironically meant. That Omni guy probably really thought these were all good names. Or maybe he was just lazy, either way.
Dave tried to connect, but a message appeared.
Please load Omnilium into Dataverse Device for Connectivity.
That little shit.
Dave nearly fell over into the fountain in annoyance of this, before taking a deep breath, taking out more omnilium, and shoving it into his face. After what felt like a few minutes, the system finally booted up, and he had access to the Dataverse. As soon as he tried to browse the Omni Wide Web, he was aghast. The absence of sbahj or even any of his bro's sites was fucking heretical. This place was so damn uncultured. he then found a video online about someplace in ambrosia. Holy fuck was that Gamzee? Why the fuck is Gamzee here? Oh shit, Karkat? He wondered how many people actually made it back here. There was also a pesterOmni. Dave scanned through and saw that Jade was here, actually she has been here for quite a while? Weird, how long was he gone? His whole time sense was kinda off the charts, everything seemed wrong here. He looked past the screen into the white beyond, wondering what the hell he was supposed to do next.
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