>> Dave: Become Prime

[Dave Strider]

Dammit.

Homestuck spoilers below

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It was all that ran through the Knights mind, a wave of regret coursing through his body, numbing the pain as he gritted his teeth, feeling the blades of both the mutts piercing his torso. Everything was toast. He was the slice of bread at the end of the loaf, the butt of it all and the last piece as some guy in his boxers took the jelly out of his fridge, right before plugging in his toaster. Breakfast on a cheap dollar store platter.Might as well have soaked himself in suntan lotion because his ass was COOKED.

He could only continue his stupid ironic tangents as he hit the floor, feeling his life seep away. There was no way that this was the Alpha timeline, there had to be something else, he could feel it, what the fuck had gone wrong? Someone fucked shit up like Obama up in here. One more dead Dave for the history books.
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Then it all went dark.

The Knight of Time would drift off, stuck in time and space as he phased in and out of consciousness, soon finding himself floating in a mysterious void, forgetting his disposition. Was there any hope that he would come back to see the light, to have a second chance at life. Everywhere was blood, red tinted shades before his mind would clear, when he would feel his heart beat once more. He would not truly meet his doom, but find himself in a new world, opening his eyes behind his shades, as ironic as they were dark. He would take in a gasping breath before coming to, flailing for a moment before holding his head in one hand, grunting at a painful headache he now had. He felt a tinge of rage build inside him before shoving it down, looking around as a white figure appeared in front of him.

Dave Strider. The Knight of Time took his slouching defensive stance as he examined the being.

"What the hell are you supposed to be? Did I accidentally get stuck in some sketchy ass stick animation? I swear if I start seeing perfect cubes and geometric shit I'm gonna slice them in half, bring some rebellious triangles up in here. Maybe even make them like obtuse or something."

“My name is Omni. This is not the world you know. This is the Omniverse. You interest me, so I have made you part of it. The Omniverse is a place that reflects the wishes of those who are part of it. But! There are rules. I will explain them only once, so listen carefully.”

"Omni? So you are just some shitty god then. Fuck am I supposed to go on some crusades or something. I am not one of those fucking knights, okay, my shenanigans deal with time. Whatever religious setup you have pent up for me right now are going right out the fucking window like burning bacon you forgot to check on after making your bagels. Shit's dangerous yo. Gonna have to go get my fucking fire extinguisher but wait, it actually just spews out sick fires that just put out the shitty one and replace it with mine. " HE gave a bit of a smirk as he laid that down for whoever this Omni guy was. Maybe he was a God, maybe not, hell if he knew.

Dave then shrugged before processing the rest of what the douche said. "Where the fuck am I anyways, this shit looks worse than a dream bubble. The Omniverse? All you did was add 'verse' to your name. You are the biggest god-douche I know. In fact, you are the only god douche I know, so congratulations. What the hell do you want, what the hell am I supposed to do?"

This is Omnilium. It’s what ties the Omniverse together. Without it, you are nothing. With it, anything you desire can be yours. But you will need more than this. If you desire it enough, you will find it. You will find that using it comes naturally. Just think of what you desire most.

Dave looked at the substance.It seemed so gooey and mushy, like puke. "Where the hell did you even get this." Dave shook his hand a bit as the omnilium stayed hovering right above it.He then wanted to try to cut it, but his pockets were empty, as was his sylladex."Where are all my cheap ass blades?" He asked, not getting an answer. "Fine, I'll use the omnilium whatever to make them then, what else?"

“You will not be alone in the Omniverse. There are others. Of course, they, too desire Omnilium. Do not fear death. For as long as you interest me, you will be reborn.

"You have to fucking kidding me, so basically like respawning in SBURB with God-Tiering bullshit, just like before but with different rules. This better not be a fucking mini-SBURB game because I have had enough of that shit. Where are the other people though its just a fucking blank mess. Seriously I would have been fighting for my life again that standing here talking to a white douche with no eyes. Do you even know how I look like? Can you even bask in the sick fires I make with your nonexistent eyes?"

“That’s all you need to know right now. You’ll figure out the rest soon enough. I’ll be watching … and waiting.”

"Wait what the fuck am I supposed to--"

Within a few moments, the figure was gone, and Dave found himself at the Fountain of Infinity. Fucking great. The douche was also watching him like some omnipresent creep, probably why he was named Omni by whoever the fuck. Probably another different colored douche with no eyes. In either case, he gave Dave the fucking chills, mostly because it reminded him of how much of a douche his bro was, always pushing different things and fights onto him. At least there wasn't any puppet ass, please let there be no puppet ass.