04-13-2016, 11:40 AM
I'm bringing this back.
[17:33:20] Greg: I had a dream that we were students at this school or college or something, and the teachers were all assholes
[17:33:40] Greg: like we both got kicked out for separate reasons, but then we got back in
[17:33:48] Greg: and we formulated a plan, to shut the school down
[17:34:07] Greg: by saying the teachers sexually abused us
[17:34:34] Greg: there was this one teacher who was a gargantuan bitch, and we said she like, she was a molester
[17:34:43] Greg: I think maybe we were underage or something?
[17:35:04] Greg: anyway the school got shut down and they handed us cheques
[17:35:08] Greg: for being abused
[17:36:09] Greg: then I went to this open air mall or indie shopping centre thing next door and set up a place selling produce. My pitch was like "I'll sell vegetables. They pretty much have fruit covered at that other place but I might sell some of that too. I'll sell milk as well maybe, and eggs and stuff."
[17:36:28] Greg: and the guy was like "you seem ambitious lad with a good head on your shoulders, you got it"
[17:36:54] Greg: oh and you were in a wheelchair so we had to take the elevator, but I think that helped our pity case
[17:37:09] Greg: I was like "can you cry? I'm gonna cry, guaranteed success"
[17:37:20] Greg: it was a great dream
[17:38:42 | Edited 17:38:43] Kasper Kivikataja: wtf less drugs man
[17:33:20] Greg: I had a dream that we were students at this school or college or something, and the teachers were all assholes
[17:33:40] Greg: like we both got kicked out for separate reasons, but then we got back in
[17:33:48] Greg: and we formulated a plan, to shut the school down
[17:34:07] Greg: by saying the teachers sexually abused us
[17:34:34] Greg: there was this one teacher who was a gargantuan bitch, and we said she like, she was a molester
[17:34:43] Greg: I think maybe we were underage or something?
[17:35:04] Greg: anyway the school got shut down and they handed us cheques
[17:35:08] Greg: for being abused
[17:36:09] Greg: then I went to this open air mall or indie shopping centre thing next door and set up a place selling produce. My pitch was like "I'll sell vegetables. They pretty much have fruit covered at that other place but I might sell some of that too. I'll sell milk as well maybe, and eggs and stuff."
[17:36:28] Greg: and the guy was like "you seem ambitious lad with a good head on your shoulders, you got it"
[17:36:54] Greg: oh and you were in a wheelchair so we had to take the elevator, but I think that helped our pity case
[17:37:09] Greg: I was like "can you cry? I'm gonna cry, guaranteed success"
[17:37:20] Greg: it was a great dream
[17:38:42 | Edited 17:38:43] Kasper Kivikataja: wtf less drugs man
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