03-16-2016, 09:13 PM
“So all I have to do,” I tell Crispy, “Is get to the middle of the desert, kill this giant monster, and find the big tower. Then it should lead me straight to Omni, and then fame, and then glory, and also power.”
Easy.
I ride out into the desert.
I ride for several hours.
As night falls, I begin to realise why Roland had wanted the train tracks finished.
It’s freezing cold, pitch black and even with the torch I’ve summoned I can barely see five feet in front of my face. I shiver in the darkness. The wind howls like a wild wolf and I try to imagine how far out the land stretches on each side of me. It’s like an ocean of sand. And I sit in the middle of it. I do not feel fear — I am above such human things — but without the entirety of my powers I begin to wonder what creatures live out here. It would not do to be caught unawares.
“Crispy,” I order my dragon. “Stand watch for daddy.”
He snorts. He’s not a smart one, is Crispy, but he is damn loyal.
On my ride this far I had been considering what Roland had said about a crew. Of course, my enforcers from the real world could possibly be brought here — and I’m sure they’d do the job well enough. I mean, they served a purpose for me. They were all strong. Compliant. And suitably proficient in haki. But they were a bit … off. Particularly Satori and his two brothers.
If I had a choice, would I summon a gang of weird dudes with vocal tics and questionable motives? Like hell I would. I’d probably summon a bunch of those Amazonian women from the island of women, Amazon Lily, as spoken of in legends. Those would be the sickest bodyguards! As strong as they were beautiful. Of course, women could never be as strong or able as men in real life, but this was a fantasy. With omnilium, I could make whatever I wanted!
And what if instead of just women, they were snake women? With huge breasts? And laser eyes? They could guide me through the desert by day, and by night they could wrap me in their scaly embraces. “Enel,” they would croon, “God Enel. Did you know snakes can swallow some things whole?”
God damn. I’m a god damn genius.
I begin to summon.
It takes way, way longer than I expect. I don’t even know how much time has passed, but it’s at least a few hours before I can feel the rainbow globe begin to soften. I can barely contain my excitement. Finally, two forms free themselves from the abyss. They come into the torchlight.
“Enel,” spoke the first, whose rusty scales shone with a copper-brown hue, “Would you like me to cook you some meat with my laser eyes?”
I grinned.
The second moved forward. She flicked her green hair towards me, green eyes and green scales just as I’d envisioned them. “Enel,” she moaned. “Would you like me to warm you with my body?”
I clapped my hands together. “Yes, girls. But first, tell me one thing. What am I?”
Their voices melded into one. “A genius, God Enel.”
“You’re goddamn right.”
Easy.
I ride out into the desert.
I ride for several hours.
As night falls, I begin to realise why Roland had wanted the train tracks finished.
It’s freezing cold, pitch black and even with the torch I’ve summoned I can barely see five feet in front of my face. I shiver in the darkness. The wind howls like a wild wolf and I try to imagine how far out the land stretches on each side of me. It’s like an ocean of sand. And I sit in the middle of it. I do not feel fear — I am above such human things — but without the entirety of my powers I begin to wonder what creatures live out here. It would not do to be caught unawares.
“Crispy,” I order my dragon. “Stand watch for daddy.”
He snorts. He’s not a smart one, is Crispy, but he is damn loyal.
On my ride this far I had been considering what Roland had said about a crew. Of course, my enforcers from the real world could possibly be brought here — and I’m sure they’d do the job well enough. I mean, they served a purpose for me. They were all strong. Compliant. And suitably proficient in haki. But they were a bit … off. Particularly Satori and his two brothers.
If I had a choice, would I summon a gang of weird dudes with vocal tics and questionable motives? Like hell I would. I’d probably summon a bunch of those Amazonian women from the island of women, Amazon Lily, as spoken of in legends. Those would be the sickest bodyguards! As strong as they were beautiful. Of course, women could never be as strong or able as men in real life, but this was a fantasy. With omnilium, I could make whatever I wanted!
And what if instead of just women, they were snake women? With huge breasts? And laser eyes? They could guide me through the desert by day, and by night they could wrap me in their scaly embraces. “Enel,” they would croon, “God Enel. Did you know snakes can swallow some things whole?”
God damn. I’m a god damn genius.
I begin to summon.
It takes way, way longer than I expect. I don’t even know how much time has passed, but it’s at least a few hours before I can feel the rainbow globe begin to soften. I can barely contain my excitement. Finally, two forms free themselves from the abyss. They come into the torchlight.
“Enel,” spoke the first, whose rusty scales shone with a copper-brown hue, “Would you like me to cook you some meat with my laser eyes?”
I grinned.
The second moved forward. She flicked her green hair towards me, green eyes and green scales just as I’d envisioned them. “Enel,” she moaned. “Would you like me to warm you with my body?”
I clapped my hands together. “Yes, girls. But first, tell me one thing. What am I?”
Their voices melded into one. “A genius, God Enel.”
“You’re goddamn right.”
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