One of the Men

[Thor]

Thor awoke to the sound of wood on shield. He smiled.

" Come on welps!" Roared the guard 

This was what Valhalla was about! The clatter of shields and the shouts of your comrades! Thor dropped from his bed to the floor with a thud befitting the weight and girth of his size, and strolled to the door while most were still pulling themselves out of bed. He walked straight toward the man yelling about the lack of breakfast that would be received by any who took longer than five minutes.
"Well then comrade, take me to the hall of feasts so that I can begin eating the shares of those that are too slow for your liking.
The guard looked Thor up and down. "What? You think that just because you're some big bad prime that you deserve for food than any of the other men! You think your strength is worth any more than theirs!?" The guard yelled in Thor's face while motioning at the rest of the men. 
Thor looked at the men dragging themselves out of bed and too the door. The only one as quick as he to get up was a scrawny man that was obviously the other mens' whipping boy. Thor looked at Red. "Besides him," Thor pointed at Red while turning to look at the guard, "I do think my strength is worth more than any of theirs." Thor said flatly. "I am a son of Asgard, No single human can equal my strength." Thor looked the guard dead in the eye. "I'll prove that to any man willing to take my challenge."