A Dame to Kill For.

[Harley Quinn]

The ugly brutes had their muggy hands all over my body, having me pinned against the desk and trying their best to keep me still. My face stuck uncomfortably to the decaying, varnished wood desk which smelt like vomit and stale beer. If they wanted to fuck me they could have asked nicely. I pushed with all my weight forward, causing the desk to slide and throwing the group of gangbangers off balance. With the floor crumbling beneath my feet, I established a steady footing. Kicking my heel deep into one of the thugs thighs, while simultaneously grabbing the hard rocket of another and yanking it down as hard as I could. The sound of the pathetic man yelling, echoed off the mold-covered walls, causing the sound of screeching rats fleeing into the decrepit building in responses to his cries. One by one, Baby knocked every one of these assholes around while I danced in the rain of blood coming from the disfigured skulls.

I saw all of this before I dropped my bat into my hand, right until the room erupted with an explosion. That psycho cop had nothing better to do than to crash my party. Gun’s blazing the man had his head covered with a menacing helmet that screamed crazed vigilante. With little to no effort, he was able to send these pansies screaming into the night, crying for mama.

This whole thing was bullshit, I have had nothing but shit happen to me since I got here. I am not going to sit here and watch this ass hole have all the fun. You have a score to settle with the dick head back there Harley? Right, I thought while somersaulting into the air and allowing for Baby to take the criminals breath away.

While I watched the criminal's life frantically leave his eyes I whispered softly into the creeps ear “Who’s your daddy now?” With one last agonizing gurgle coming from the purps mouth, his body went still and fell right back in his chair.

I know better and choose my fights wisely, seeing this hunk of body armour take down all these bad guys made my little heart flutter. More like your kitty wet Harley. Giggling, I sat down on the once threatening man and watched the cop take out the trash.

"Suspect. New sentence: Extended Detention. One chance. Surrender." the copper demanded with his blaster pointed right at me.

“Who the hell do you think you are, the goddamn Batman?” I asked him, clearly annoyed.

“This is the Judge, Stand down or I will be forced to use lethal force against you!”

With a slight chuckle, I raised both hands into the air slowing before cautiously saying “Freeze Copper! I got it. Does it look like I am resisting arrest? What did I even do to have the pleasure of a fine gentleman like you putting me in cuffs?” I bashed my left eye playfully towards the armoured civil servant. “You don’t look like any judge I ever seen.” The sweat the gleaned off my body felt like it was trying its best to rid itself from the toxicity of this place.

His expressions clouded by his encompassing helmet made him unreadable, with a loud voice booming through the faltering building he called out “Civilian endangerment, attempted murder of a Prime, Associations with known murders, Evading arrest. You don't appear to be innocent.”

Laughing wickedly I couldn’t believe what I just heard. Of course I am not innocent, I am as dirty as they come. I don’t know your laws I don’t abide by your rules. All I know is that I just magically landed here and gave some dude in a ridiculous chicken head a god damn ride.

“Listen here tinman, the only law I may have broken is maybe indecent exposure. I gave some chicken head a ride and that's it, so what's it going to be law man?”

While I waited anxiously for his response, the voices in my head were fighting for their chances to have their say.
Kill this motherfucker bitch, I am not spending a second behind bars again.
I will kill you if you let this pathetic pig take advantage of you. You can get away easily no one can out flip you.
No matter how much they clamored around inside my mind the only thing I responded to was “Nowhere to run”