All-Points Bulletin: Victim of Betrayal seeks Justice

[Deadpool]

Hi there, Wanderer from the Matrix. Nice to see that Neo didn't destroy your sense of humor!

I just wanted to give out a word of advice: the Omniverse is a vast, and dangerous place. Be careful of who you meet on Craigslist. I heard that's how herpes is spread, and not the one one your face (if you know what I'm talking about; if you don't, i mean the type on your wee-wee!).

Also, tell Sassy I said hi!