OHS: Omniverse High School(In Chracter) - Day 1

[Roger Smith]

"Didn't roll perception...? Please, what do you take me for?" He tapped his glasses. "I literally have better than 20/20 vision with these things. I have like at least 19 passive perception. Don't even need to make a check. Besides." His expression as he stared at the general everything going on in the bus could not have been more deadpan. "Look at this. Even a natural 1 would tell you something is up. I thought we had some real weird ones back in middle school, but this....this?!" He shook his head. "Everyone has taken a level in obnoxious!"

The question about D&D club brought him right back down to earth. "That is a question with only one possible answer. And said answer is, of course..." His face collided with the seat in front of him as the bus made a particularly violent turn around another vehicle. The 'expert' driving of Mr. Crow at work once again. "...entirely dependent on whether we survive getting to school to start it." He finished, as if unfazed by the predicament. "But rest assured, it is most certainly on the agenda."