Waiting for Pirate Man

[Carn_Val]

I try to unsquint my eyes a little and my vision slowly adjusts to a bunch of moving figures at a distance. Pretty sure the pink ones~ "Gah!", the pink figure flashed and out came a bigger pink figure. Cool. I guess there's no harm done when I ask them what it is they are doing.

With a little huff, I activate Trauma's anomaly traits, swinging it around until it accelerated to speed. Then, my free arm took hold of Tremor and impaled the cleaver on it's blade perpendicular to the ground. After everything was set, I swing the scythe around one more time and in one fluid motion, batted the cleaver with the scythe, sending it 3 times faster than the speed of sound. Tremor hits the side of the fountain with a deafening crash which divided both parties from each other. One side was obviously Guu, the other side had 3 girls in a rather spunky outfit with both sides sharing the same amount of dismembered appendages and some filth.

While everyone was still a bit stunned by what happened, I figured it was a nice time to casually walk towards Guu and share pleasantries. "Hello pink princess, what can I say? You've grown in the short time I was gone eh? What seems to be the problem? I can tell there's some sort of commotion going on but please, please, don't do it in front of the children.", I casually point out the peeing statues around the fountain to make a joke, and fail apparently. I guess the situation's a bit serious then. This isn't the time to crack jokes, or is it?

Sighing under my breath, I take my scythe and got ready for whatever is to come. I wish this is the start of a better adventure. Activating my anomaly traits, I quickly close the distance with the girl in grey and white uniform, a sailor uniform.