Waiting for Pirate Man

[Carn_Val]

Continued from A Boy and His Anomaly

After that wild bear ride, we went past orcs, more trippy colored fruits, some sticky situations which required large amounts of skin contact, sweaty situations which also required lots of skin contact, the occassional wandering peddler intermissions, a short detour on a mountaintop festival which ultimately ended up with us getting tied to wooden poles standing on top of a campfire (I'm guessing we were supposed to be dinner) and getting away from it and finally, the anthill...well technically it's an antmountain but you know...context, we finally got what he wanted.

The adventure with the mysterious little kid (yeah, I stopped calling him by his names) ended with us meeting his parents. They didn't seem human, infact, they looked a lot like fat blobs of fat with horns for teeth, scary, probably mammallian since one of them which the kid distinctively called "mother" had large mammal udders. I took a quick scan on my Dataverse Mobile Communication Device and it informed me they were walruses so I casually greeted them in their appropriate language which, interestingly, angered them. The Mobile phone didn't really help at all to ease the situation as it spoke every bit of information about walruses, emphasis on the walrus part. With that send and done and not even a word of thanks, the (probably, since I'm assuming it's a normal family stereotype) male walrus held me by the collar and sent me back to the Greens>Nexus gate. Oh well, so much for an adventure.

Thanks to the papa walrus, I gained so much air, zipping past treelines like a tomahawk missile with teeth. Somehow, I got passed the gate to the Nexus and oh good Omni was that color flash so trippy. Never again, for a couple more posts at least.

Soon, I was witnessing crowds of Primes and Secondaries going at it at each other when I spot an obvious pink spot on the blurry distance, they're getting bigger too. Woah, was that fireworks? No, explosions! Wait, I'm crashing...shi- "Ooooph!", I gracefully land on my head, injuring my ego.

"Well, *crack* didn't plan that part, as well as the rest of the previous two paragraphs." I look around to recalibrate my bearings. "Now...what time is it? Oh it's 4 past 5...eheh- wait... The date seems off...by uhm, let's see, 3-4 months? Feels like I checked my time 4 months ago too or did I? Meh, might be one of those berries we ate, kept me unaware of time. I'm surprised they'd let their kid wander that long, talk about good parenting. "

Anyways, I try squinting my blank white eyes to see what was going on at the distance, the center fountain still a good 34.5924 yards away. Guess what I saw? Yeah, you guessed it right, a peeing statue.