Adam's Game

[Okor]

Ganondorf continues to be the nicest, most altruistic member of the party. He's literally the only Evil character. He tries to prevent fights by getting the enemy to join his (ever-increasing) band of loyal slaves. He gives people items for free and heals them with potions. The Minotaur Fighter and Dwarven Monk have already sworn life-debts to him, and the Thri-Kreen Gunslinger is not far behind. I've befriended a sentient cactus, several undead, a ranger and monk NPC, and a severely paranoid Merchant.
My hand was cut-off, so I punched a chick in the face with the bloody stump. The Thri-Kreen was literally brought back to life by my actions. Next session will be a Dance Off with a pseudo Mummy Lord for the title of Desert King.

"Hey Ganondorf, don't touch that axe, it's trapped."

-He grabs it-

-The entire party is bathed in fire, taking 4d6 damage that we only narrowly halve due to a dex save-

"I'm so nice guys."

And then he had to pawn the axe off to a merchant to grab some healing potions, as the resident fighter was weakened enough by the blast to be one-shot be a Mummy.