07-11-2017, 01:49 AM
Quote:"What the fuck is this?" Luci asks reasonably. Five scantily clad women are passed out in a pile of drug paraphernalia in the living room. Two of them Luci recognize as Danny and Dungbomb, a pair of reasonably competent Hufflepunks. The other three are Twi'leks that Luci has never seen before.
"Some blow ins," says Weasel. "My goons gotta have fun too."
Luci claps her hands loudly, startling the women into groggy, head-achey wakefulness. Danny and Dungbomb leap up when they see Weasel and Luci's stern faces, and the Twi'lek take their cue and stand sheepishly next to them. All the girls are trying not to giggle. Luci eyes them suspiciously, particularly a green Twi'lek with Asain features and big scared eyes.
"Hmm," Luci says as she sizes them up. "I got some work for you girls."
Quote:Luci lands in a crouch in the living room of apartment 119, and looks up to see she is surrounded by five identical, beautiful blonde women. They do not seem very surprised to see her. Luci wastes no time.
"Fuck the plan" she says, panting. She presses a tiny button on her mobile dataverse device as she unwraps the asinine duct tape from her hand. "Get the Prime to the Library, like, now."
The five women nod, not in unison.
They also ask five different, stupid questions that Luci ignores as she walks out the front door.
Five identical beautiful blonde women are riding in a pink Camaro east on 19th Street. They all wear identical thick makeup and identical green tube tops and identical green miniskirts. Behind their disguises, they could not be more different.
The driver is Naheesh, who usually appears as a curvy blue Twi'lek prostitute. Naheesh is speaking in her native Twi'lek to her passenger about a pair of boots that she saw at the mall today. She does not share that she is secretly more interested in a weekly spoken word meet up at the local park today.
Her passenger is Se'niah, who usually appears as her pink (and therefore more fun) counterpart. Se'niah nods as she listens to her friend prattle on about boots, but finds herself worrying about Bobby Stabs. She fingers the hammer on her Desert Eagle.
In the back seat, Danny flicks her cigarette out the window. The punk rawk witch usually appears as a petite teenage girl with blue hair and an abundance of facial piercings. She is gripping her wand tightly when she catches Dungbomb's gaze.
Dungbomb, Danny's twitch (twin witch) sister and the drummer for The Bludgers, returns a stern glance; this is going to be a rough mission.
Between the two of them, eagerly examining a loaded .44 and in full-on Stockholm mode, is Chi'Owo. Chi'Owo usually appears as a green Twi'lek. She is a lab assistant at the Imperial Armory, and generally an uptight overachiever until her recent kidnapping by the Westside.
These five women have accepted a mission, and whatever their names were before, for this mission they have only one name.
Hooker.
***
Four Ork Warryorz, each one unique in it's ugliness, are riding modified Harley Davidsons going west on 19th street. They are each wearing tattered black vests with back patches reading T5 Insane Ork Warryorz.
Bringing up the rear, on an oversized motor-trike, is Grok. The hulking ogre wears a metal bike helmet that looks more like a battle helm, and beneath it his eyes are narrowed into slits.
In front of him, dwarfed by his shadow, are Jorgoth and Hrek, a pair of thugs made infamous after killing a squad of Stormtroopers using a flamethrower and chainsaw.
In the front of the formation, a sword on his left hip and a shotgun on his right hip, is a huge brown ork known as Killfist. A true sociopath, Killfist is a respected enforcer for the Orc Mafia, and he and his gang are considered 'the big guns'.
Killfist had also planned on attending the spoken word at the local park today. He has some new poetry and he had hoped to see Naheesh.
***
Both gangs pull up to Neon Lights Club at the same time.
A firefight rages on the streets of Coruscant.
***
Danny gets the first shot, shooting an orange hex from her wand and blowing open the front tire on Grok's motor-trike, causing him to crash into a parked SUV.
Killfist unloads on the Camaro, his shotgun shooting balls of blue fire forcing the girls to abandon the vehicle.
Chi'Owo rises up screaming, firing her .44 wildly, missing Killfist, who aims his shotgun at her and fires a blue orbs that is only deflected at the last moment by one of Dungbomb's shield spells.
Jorgoth howls an Ork warcry as he revs his bike and drives by the other side of the car, spraying a massive flamethrower and forcing Danny to shield Se'niah and Naheesh.
The two twi'leks rise as one, their desert eagles shooting glowing red incendiary bullets that trail after the orc. They never knew which of them hit the flamethrower's gas tank and sent Jorgoth to burning death. They have little time to savor their victory.
Hrek, enraged at his companion's death, strafes by on his bike with a battle-chainsaw and rips Neheesh's head from her neck. The illusion of the blonde woman disappears, and Naheesh's lifeless blue body falls to the ground.
On the other side of the car, Chi'Owo rises and puts an incendiary bullet between his eyes.
Killfist growls and levels his automatic shotgun at Chi'Owo and cracks off a shot of the burning blue plasma. Dungbomb screams as her shield spell shatters, the strain blasting her back and knocking her out cold.
Danny roars as she launches a series of stunning hexes at Killfist, who draws his wide rusty sword to deflect the blasts of red light nonchalantly. Chi'Owo and Se'niah reload their Desert Eagles with incendiary clips and fire at the orc, but the bullets just explode off his blade.
Behind his wide sword, Killfist grins, and charges.