07-11-2017, 01:54 AM
Gildarts,
While I found your performance phenomenal, I can't help but to think you could've done better with a more strategic approach. If you ever want some consulting advice, gimme a respond back.
Your intrigued fan,
Holmes
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Dear Lead Chippendale,
I would like to hire you for my daughter's twenty first birthday, you strip, right? I want to know my daughter is in good, gentle hands. Will pay extra if you take your arm on and spank her with it. Doesn't matter which arm.
My phone number and address are enclosed within this email. Her birthday is August 10th. I expect you to be a good gentleman if you want me to hire you and recommend you to my friends.
Signed,
Your Employer
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Dear Chippendales,
Do you have a show in Coruscant ? Do you travel abroad to Costa Del Sol? Where can I get tickets? The elf one will SO play into my kink. Can we hire you for a private event? Do you think you'd consider mock-fighting each other to enhance the show? Thanks!
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Dear Gildarts and Deadpool,
Have babies.
Signed,
Your favorite fan
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Dear Gildarts,
Why didn't you fight more people this year? Little disappointed. Wanted bloodshed and death and I had to rely on Strazio and Enel for it. LAME.
Signed,
Disappointed fan
P.S. aren't you supposed to be the strongest prime and BEST AND ONLY crash mage?
Scoff.
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Dear Karl Jak,
Love what you've done with the place. Mind if I visit sometime?
Signed,
Curious Sailor
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Dear Karl Jak & Chippendales
If you could respond to this with your autographs, a DVD of this entire year's event, and some free merchandise, I would be forever grateful.
Signed,
Grounded for Watching Dante's Abyss
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Dear Gildarts,
It's me! Cana of Fairy Tail! Gods it's so good to see you, I want you to know I was cheering for you the entire time. My heart stopped when you were in times of desperation, and flooded with hope, faith, and joy when you triumphed through adversity. Watching you from the sidelines was crazy and frustrated, how I wanted to be by your side and leap to help you! You could've used it too, my expertise being fortune telling and all. Anyway, I meant to join Karl Jak's Dante's Abyss to find you but I wasn't able to, something about a no casualties rule? Now that I watched it, you in it, and all the violence I'm not sure I would've enjoyed it. I can't tell if you enjoyed the challenge or just liked having a chance and place to extend your power. You were great up there Gildarts. Hope to see you soon.
Signed with Guild Love,
Cana
While I found your performance phenomenal, I can't help but to think you could've done better with a more strategic approach. If you ever want some consulting advice, gimme a respond back.
Your intrigued fan,
Holmes
--
Dear Lead Chippendale,
I would like to hire you for my daughter's twenty first birthday, you strip, right? I want to know my daughter is in good, gentle hands. Will pay extra if you take your arm on and spank her with it. Doesn't matter which arm.
My phone number and address are enclosed within this email. Her birthday is August 10th. I expect you to be a good gentleman if you want me to hire you and recommend you to my friends.
Signed,
Your Employer
--
Dear Chippendales,
Do you have a show in Coruscant ? Do you travel abroad to Costa Del Sol? Where can I get tickets? The elf one will SO play into my kink. Can we hire you for a private event? Do you think you'd consider mock-fighting each other to enhance the show? Thanks!
--
Dear Gildarts and Deadpool,
Have babies.
Signed,
Your favorite fan
--
Dear Gildarts,
Why didn't you fight more people this year? Little disappointed. Wanted bloodshed and death and I had to rely on Strazio and Enel for it. LAME.
Signed,
Disappointed fan
P.S. aren't you supposed to be the strongest prime and BEST AND ONLY crash mage?
Scoff.
--
Dear Karl Jak,
Love what you've done with the place. Mind if I visit sometime?
Signed,
Curious Sailor
--
Dear Karl Jak & Chippendales
If you could respond to this with your autographs, a DVD of this entire year's event, and some free merchandise, I would be forever grateful.
Signed,
Grounded for Watching Dante's Abyss
--
Dear Gildarts,
It's me! Cana of Fairy Tail! Gods it's so good to see you, I want you to know I was cheering for you the entire time. My heart stopped when you were in times of desperation, and flooded with hope, faith, and joy when you triumphed through adversity. Watching you from the sidelines was crazy and frustrated, how I wanted to be by your side and leap to help you! You could've used it too, my expertise being fortune telling and all. Anyway, I meant to join Karl Jak's Dante's Abyss to find you but I wasn't able to, something about a no casualties rule? Now that I watched it, you in it, and all the violence I'm not sure I would've enjoyed it. I can't tell if you enjoyed the challenge or just liked having a chance and place to extend your power. You were great up there Gildarts. Hope to see you soon.
Signed with Guild Love,
Cana
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