01-29-2016, 02:01 PM
“Tch...Oh, you haven’t even met the real clown yet, you petrified mongrel.”
Karkat raises his arms up into the air, glancing down at his sticky, syrupy, drenched form. Like a rainbow had thrown up on him or something. It was soda pressing.
A low growl emanating from his throat, Karkat simply exudes an aura that screams, “Get the fuck away from me, so help me God” at pretty much every face that he doesn't recognize. He didn’t know who the hell all these people were, but frankly, he didn’t want them around. Despite some tentative greetings being thrown in his general direction, they fell on deaf ears. All that Karkat could really hear at this particular moment was the rush of blood and the roar in the back of his mind. A ticking time bomb- no, a nuke just waiting to be detonated. Such a thing should NOT be bothered in any way, shape, or form.
Alas…
So much was happening. So, so much. Karkat’s head was spinning, both from pure confusion and raw, unbridled fury. That mage asshole is just walking away without another thought. Asswhole. Thats right. Asswhole. With a ‘w’. Because all of him is an ass. All of him. Vision blurring, the fiery alien sets his jaw and clenches his fist, sharp fingernails digging into his grey palms almost hard enough to pierce the skin. The Knight of Blood takes a step forward.
“You fucking sparky piece of tantrum throwing shi-”
“Karkat!”
His string of brutal insults that could loosely be described as ‘sick fires’ is shut down before it even really gets going. The only voice of reason in a world of nonsensical, murderous, idiotic jerks. Jade Harley. Karkat stumbles back, away from the general direction of the murderous jerk most relevant to their current situation. His jaw twitches, fists still shook. There wasn’t much for little Shouty McStrifeypants to say. So for now, he simply wasn’t going to say anything. Maybe now would be a good time to sit down and gather his thoughts. Fucking Faygo Jetpacks. Insane Clowns. Giant Zombies. And lots of insufferable assholes. Lots of ‘em.
Karkat flashes Strazio a universally understood sign for “Fuck You” while his back is turned.
Karkat raises his arms up into the air, glancing down at his sticky, syrupy, drenched form. Like a rainbow had thrown up on him or something. It was soda pressing.
A low growl emanating from his throat, Karkat simply exudes an aura that screams, “Get the fuck away from me, so help me God” at pretty much every face that he doesn't recognize. He didn’t know who the hell all these people were, but frankly, he didn’t want them around. Despite some tentative greetings being thrown in his general direction, they fell on deaf ears. All that Karkat could really hear at this particular moment was the rush of blood and the roar in the back of his mind. A ticking time bomb- no, a nuke just waiting to be detonated. Such a thing should NOT be bothered in any way, shape, or form.
Alas…
So much was happening. So, so much. Karkat’s head was spinning, both from pure confusion and raw, unbridled fury. That mage asshole is just walking away without another thought. Asswhole. Thats right. Asswhole. With a ‘w’. Because all of him is an ass. All of him. Vision blurring, the fiery alien sets his jaw and clenches his fist, sharp fingernails digging into his grey palms almost hard enough to pierce the skin. The Knight of Blood takes a step forward.
“You fucking sparky piece of tantrum throwing shi-”
“Karkat!”
His string of brutal insults that could loosely be described as ‘sick fires’ is shut down before it even really gets going. The only voice of reason in a world of nonsensical, murderous, idiotic jerks. Jade Harley. Karkat stumbles back, away from the general direction of the murderous jerk most relevant to their current situation. His jaw twitches, fists still shook. There wasn’t much for little Shouty McStrifeypants to say. So for now, he simply wasn’t going to say anything. Maybe now would be a good time to sit down and gather his thoughts. Fucking Faygo Jetpacks. Insane Clowns. Giant Zombies. And lots of insufferable assholes. Lots of ‘em.
Karkat flashes Strazio a universally understood sign for “Fuck You” while his back is turned.
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Never Falter in the Face of Infinity.
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