01-20-2016, 10:44 PM
AND HERE IS THE EPIC BATTLE IN ALL IT'S GLORY
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SOLOMON! GRUNDY!
VS
GIILLLLGAMEEEESSSSH
BEGIN!
Gilgamesh
What's that foul stench of rotten meat and stale kelp?
Oh it's that undead fucker who acts like a little whelp
You come to challenge the Original King?
You better fear what pain I can bring
My armies are massive, your arms are flabby
You're a tiny pussy when people tell you that you look pretty shabby
Call me Midas, everything I have is covered in gold
You're like the Scarecrow. You got no brains but you certainly are bold
Grundy
Everybody runs when my twisted fist busts out the ground
Grundy about to go out stomping in your little desert town
Except it's already in ruins, and there's still trouble brewin'
While you sit and piss and whine about how you're really still fumin'
Don't call me a whelp that shit is older than my nuts
Throw you a thesaurus cover you in paper cuts
You talk like a prospector from the 1850's
You just launched your best but hell you still missed me
Gilgamesh
You tell me that my city is in ashes but i could fucking care less
Back in ancient times I owned the entire fucking planet
Everything I owned had to be the fucking best
I could see my face in that shit, it was either marble or granite
Every person in this world is my property
But you are absolutely horrid with worms hanging from your teeth
I wouldn't want to own you, you fucking mongrel
Now play like a good pup and run away you scoundrel
Grundy
Ruler of a planet? Try ruler of a rock
When you were in charge, there was more life in my sock
You're a megalomaniacal bitch, I got my eye on you
Get the whole injustice league to mash your horsey ass into glue
Unstoppable rage, Grundy's out of the cage
Fist flying with a double hammer drop to the stage
I'm the ruler of this fight and the ruler of the mic
Compared to me you're just a kid go play on your trike
Gilgamesh
I killed Alexander the Great I'm sure you'll prove no trouble
When you enter my world I'll have to pop your protection bubble
You don't know what I've been through, I've bathed in the sins of mankind
I guess this battle just proves when you match a god with a inferior mind
Your justice league? That's childs play
I'm the origin of all fucking legends
I am Justice, It is evil I will slay
Killing you will prove to be one more errand
Grundy
This battle's almost over, I can see the Red Mist
Rearrange your crusty slabs like Hiro Protagonist
Master your code, and then I'll unload
On that shiny golden throne you sit upon like a toad
Mine is the last verse everyone will remember
Hit you backwards so hard they won't see you til September
Massive blast of anger and muscle like a truck
Destroyed you like your best buddy Enkidu at Uruk
[youtube]JfN89n7Wmkk[/youtube]
SOLOMON! GRUNDY!
VS
GIILLLLGAMEEEESSSSH
BEGIN!
Gilgamesh
What's that foul stench of rotten meat and stale kelp?
Oh it's that undead fucker who acts like a little whelp
You come to challenge the Original King?
You better fear what pain I can bring
My armies are massive, your arms are flabby
You're a tiny pussy when people tell you that you look pretty shabby
Call me Midas, everything I have is covered in gold
You're like the Scarecrow. You got no brains but you certainly are bold
Grundy
Everybody runs when my twisted fist busts out the ground
Grundy about to go out stomping in your little desert town
Except it's already in ruins, and there's still trouble brewin'
While you sit and piss and whine about how you're really still fumin'
Don't call me a whelp that shit is older than my nuts
Throw you a thesaurus cover you in paper cuts
You talk like a prospector from the 1850's
You just launched your best but hell you still missed me
Gilgamesh
You tell me that my city is in ashes but i could fucking care less
Back in ancient times I owned the entire fucking planet
Everything I owned had to be the fucking best
I could see my face in that shit, it was either marble or granite
Every person in this world is my property
But you are absolutely horrid with worms hanging from your teeth
I wouldn't want to own you, you fucking mongrel
Now play like a good pup and run away you scoundrel
Grundy
Ruler of a planet? Try ruler of a rock
When you were in charge, there was more life in my sock
You're a megalomaniacal bitch, I got my eye on you
Get the whole injustice league to mash your horsey ass into glue
Unstoppable rage, Grundy's out of the cage
Fist flying with a double hammer drop to the stage
I'm the ruler of this fight and the ruler of the mic
Compared to me you're just a kid go play on your trike
Gilgamesh
I killed Alexander the Great I'm sure you'll prove no trouble
When you enter my world I'll have to pop your protection bubble
You don't know what I've been through, I've bathed in the sins of mankind
I guess this battle just proves when you match a god with a inferior mind
Your justice league? That's childs play
I'm the origin of all fucking legends
I am Justice, It is evil I will slay
Killing you will prove to be one more errand
Grundy
This battle's almost over, I can see the Red Mist
Rearrange your crusty slabs like Hiro Protagonist
Master your code, and then I'll unload
On that shiny golden throne you sit upon like a toad
Mine is the last verse everyone will remember
Hit you backwards so hard they won't see you til September
Massive blast of anger and muscle like a truck
Destroyed you like your best buddy Enkidu at Uruk
“I don’t wanna be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me.”