EPIC RAP BATTLES OF OMNIVERSE

[Roger Smith]

Well, it took a bit, and the results are extremely lackluster and awful. But here they are. PREPARE THY EYEBALLS :frogsiren:

ADAM GAITE
VS
TARTAROS!

FIGHT!

Adam
Well, well, well, here we go again!
Lost one round and now here you deign
to come shambling back out of the god damn blue?
Well good lord, man, what're you gonna do?!

I mean y'know, I guess if you'd got some new tricks,
then y'know you might have had a chance.
But from where I'm standing? You still look just plain sick.
Do what you want, old man, but sometimes you gotta know when not to dance.


Tartaros
Come on up now boy, don't be shy
Step right on up, I'm a reasonable guy
You're acting all angry, but your face don't lie
I can see the fear in your eyes

Now let this old man show you how it's done
Who knows, by the end you might learn to have fun
Just give it up, your visage has been cracked
And well, if you don't, a brat's getting smacked


Adam
Well holy fucking shit, that's just GREAT!
Get smacktalked by an old man?
Get a load of THAT shitty-ass fate.
But at the very least, it won't even hinder my plan.

But let's get real, this whole "intimidation" thing?
You had way better luck back on the shp, in the ring.
Out here, in the open, without all your damn weapons?
To have any chance, you'd need some giant god's blessing.


Tartaros
Huh, it's funny, for your mastery of time
You certainly aren't the Heir of fuckin' Rhymes
But enough mocking your impotent rage
We need some better lines, so let's turn over a new page

A twiggy lookin' nerd in a bright red robe
Acting like a tough guy
Yessir, you might try
But you'll never be more than a bitch fucked in the lobe


Adam
Man it really is funny, that you mention time.
Because all of this shit is really leaving it dead.
I mean don't get me wrong, this is on YOUR dime;
Which I mean, hey, y'know, that's on your head.

And yeah, y'know what? I wear bright red.
At least I don't wear a fucking TRASHCAN ON MY HEAD.
And just keep in mind: all my limbs actually work.
I only THOUGHT I was crippled, you stuck up ancient jerk


Tartarps
I'M THE ONE BEING AN ASS HERE?!
REMIND ME AGAIN WHICH ONE OF US YOU FUCKING SHOT
AND LEFT TO ROT
IN A THRONE-DAMNED DITCH WHILE YOU STOOD AND FUCKING SNEERED

I'VE SEEN WORLDS BURN AND THOUSANDS DIE
BUT IN ALL MY YEARS, I CANNOT LIE
THROUGH ALL THE CENTURIES, IN FREEDOM AND SERVITUDE
I'VE NEVER SEEN ANY MAN, WHO BITCHES AS MUCH AS YOU



Who won? Who's next? You decide!