Adam's Game

[Roger Smith]

The best highlight from some shenanigans that happened tonight:

Demetri: i wish to pickpocket the warlock, who has all of the coins >.>

Odjuskriid:
Insight (WIS)
Odjuskriid • Ability check
Result 12 | 10

Ganondorf: You'll be at a disadvantage. I stowed them in a pocket you'll not enjoy reaching into.
If you know what I mean.

Odjuskriid: Od is watching

ElFailzalot (GM): If you make the attempt Demmy the Duke will Vicious Mockery you
so, so hard

Demetri: is there any wat
wait what are my chances of surviving and taking the coins

Odjuskriid: Are we gonna fight again demmy
Od does not like Thief man

ElFailzalot (GM): if the Duke got all 1s on his damage dice or you made the save you could survive :Y

Demetri: SOUNDS LIKE ITS GOOD ENOUGH
what do i roll

ElFailzalot (GM): Otherwise your brain would probably leak out your ears
Well, Sleight of Hand

Demetri:
Sleight of Hand (DEX)
Demetri • Ability check
Result 15 | 18

Ganondorf:
Perception (WIS)
Ganondorf • Ability check
Result 7 | 18

Odjuskriid:
Perception (WIS)
Odjuskriid • Ability check
Result 4 | 12

ElFailzalot (GM): ......I think....that's a win for Demmy?

Odjuskriid: YES I AM DAY DREAMING

Demetri: woo

Ganondorf: (They be stowed in my rectum. Does that apply a disadvantage to him and an advantage to me?)

Demetri: disadvantage
because that just means i search a bit more :V

ElFailzalot (GM): ........ <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EiRSODn4BA">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EiRSODn4BA</a><!-- m -->
Yes.

Ganondorf: Cuz I can see of no possible way he can take something from there without me knowing WHILE I'M SITTING DOWN!

Alexyana U.: :-| I see you guys are having lots of fun, aren't you...

Link: I'll be off, later lads

Demetri hears demonic cackling and chortling echoing inside his brain....

Demetri: how many coins can i take/ ak of them?

Ganondorf: I chased Link out with my anal stowage.

Duke of Bones:
Vicious Mockery
Duke of Bones • Cantrip
Save DC 21 WIS
Damage 9 Psychic
Save success No damage.
Spell Description
The Duke of Bones rattles off a torrent of ridiculous mockery and taunts laced with magic.

Demetri: oh shit
fuck
wisdom
plz

Odjuskriid: Demmy is reaching up peoples butt for muneys

Demetri:
WIS saving throw
Demetri
WIS save 11 | 6
:froggonk:

Odjuskriid: Try and do that over here and Ill face smash you again

ElFailzalot (GM): Demetri is reduced to a vegetative state from psychic damage.

Ganondorf retrieves his anal money from Dem's body and puts it back where it goes.

Demetri: do i at least keep the coins?
you dont know i took them :V

Ganondorf: Depends on when he did it. If he did it while your hand was in my pants, I'd certainly feel a tug as you toppled over.

Odjuskriid: I still need a background for Od

Ganondorf: Also, they'd likely fall out of your hand.

Demetri: not with these quick hands ;P

Odjuskriid wants to smash little man

ElFailzalot (GM): Kinda hard to hold on to your pilfered anal coins while catatonic.

Ganondorf: Lol!
That was just so damn amusing to read.

ElFailzalot (GM): That's goin' in the highlights isn't it

Demetri: can i roll for....deception at disadvantage to due being a vegetable?

ElFailzalot (GM): Nah.
The warlock's coins are safely back within his rectum
where they belong.
Someone go and plant the thief,

Demetri: :froggonk:

Odjuskriid: Can I roll to smash Demmy over a table now?

ElFailzalot (GM): Yes.
Athletics.

Odjuskriid:
Athletics (STR)
Odjuskriid • Ability check
Result 19 | 19
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Demetri: RIP me

ElFailzalot (GM): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Demetri does nothing to resist

ElFailzalot (GM): Roll improvised weapon damage.
1d4+strength modifier

Odjuskriid: rolling 1d20+2
(
16
)+2
= 18

ElFailzalot (GM): That sure is a hit.

Ganondorf attempts to convince Od that, for the violation that Dem did to him, she should give Ganondorf her coins too.
Ganondorf:
Persuasion (CHA)
Ganondorf • Ability check
Result 25 | 21

Demetri: :frog:

Odjuskriid:
Perception (WIS)
Odjuskriid • Ability check
Result 15 | 13

ElFailzalot (GM): Well, that sure happened

Odjuskriid: Fuck

Ganondorf puts on the puppy dog eyes.

Odjuskriid hands over the coins

Demetri: HOW
WHY

Ganondorf is estatic and hugs her!

Demetri: CAN I POLITELY PERSUADE THE TABLE TO FLIP OVER FOR ME

Misti: Intimidate is better

ElFailzalot (GM): You can certainly try.

Ganondorf: I really hope this is in the highlights thread.

ElFailzalot (GM): But you best hope for a natural 20.

Demetri:
Persuasion (CHA)
Demetri • Ability check
Result 9 | 17

Odjuskriid: Persuasion would be better work better
For Demmy
Wouldn't it

ElFailzalot (GM): The table remains unmoved.

Demetri: i am a failure

Misti: I smell heresy afoot

Demetri fumbles off to cry in the piano

ElFailzalot (GM): Speak not of heresy while the spice macaroons lurk.

Odjuskriid: The piano is a crumbly pile though

Ganondorf has ass coins.

Odjuskriid: Ganon youre killing me XD

Demetri requests the most stronk alcohol they have

Ganondorf: 143 coins in my rear end. I'm jingling like a coin purse.

A friend of mine who happened to be observing had this to say:

"It feels like I just took waaaaay too much acid"


and then I came back to this:

ElFailzalot (GM): what are y'all up to now you weirdos

Odjuskriid: I'LL RIP IT OFF YOU

Demetri:
Perception (WIS)
Demetri • Ability check
Result 14 | 20

ElFailzalot (GM): left for a minute to put the misadventures of ganondorf's ass cash in the highlights thread

Demetri: either way i beat it :V

ElFailzalot (GM): and i come back to "i'll rip it off you"
what the fuck

Alexyana U.: The coin satchel.

Demetri: adaammmm ganondorf took all the coins up his ass >o<

Alexyana U.: Not Demmy's sack...

Odjuskriid: I want Demmi's satchel

ElFailzalot (GM): Don't look at me.
I ain't reachin' up no warlock ass for spare change.