Waiting for Pirate Man

[Guu]

Guu, seeing her own attack thrown back at her, quickly runs to try to dodge the gun fire. Because she knows her weapon better, she was a lot more familiar with its capabilities, but despite that, she couldn’t help but get hit a few times as she ducks, dodged and flipped out of the way. Bonbon continued her assault, hoping to make the most of her minute. She knew she wasn’t going to cancel Guu’s power forever, so she needed to do as much damage as she could.

And then suddenly, a shot rang out over the entire battlefield. The rounds of gatling fire ceased as Bonbon toppled over, a smoking bullet hole in her head. He eyes were wide and tearing up. Somehow, she was still alive, though the look on her face suggested incredible pain. Guu stopped in her tracks and quickly looked around for the source of the bullet. She couldn’t quite get a good read on him, but the red shirt and white skin was familiar, and the method of attack was even more so. She gave a subtle smile to the distant figure, knowing he was going to be too far to see it.

“Saving me again, Adam?” She said with a chuckle.

She turned back to Bonbon. She was very slowly climbing to a sitting position, bullet hole still visible. She saw Guu watching and gave a faint chuckle.

“Wh-why don’t you take a picture, it-it’ll last longer.”

Guu pulled out her phone and took a picture of her opponent.

“I wwassn’t serious.” she said, only slightly annoyed.

They both looked over towards the guards who were all getting easily pummel by Desco and her Prinnies. It’s gotten so bad that only two guards are still standing, and even they were seriously wounded. The three prinnies looked upon to their boss who was slowly approaching the final two guards and they all huddled together to give a three way cheer of victory. Berry Blitzkrieg was beaten…

And then, suddenly, Bonbon was encased in a light purple aura. Guu looked on curiously. Her senses still were blocked by the bitch’s suppression, but she feared that maybe it was some sort of self-destruct ability. She motioned to Desco to warn her, but something suddenly came in her senses, something unusual.

As the three Prinnies broke from their huddle, a small green object fell in the middle of the trio. They jumped back, anticipating what it could possibly be. It was a small, green baby, unclothed, lying on the hard ground. It was screaming its head off from the pain of suddenly hitting the Nexus floor.

“Are you all right little dood?”

“Look out dood!” yelled another prinny as he quickly pushed his brothers away from the baby. Suddenly, it exploded, organs and body parts flying everywhere.

“Awww, I wasted my last orc baby bomb on those guys.” Said a nearby voice. “Those are difficult to get alive.”

“Ugh, good riddens.” Said another voice. “I know those babies will grow to be evil someday, but I prefer not the mess.”

Everyone turned to the voices. Three people stood there. One was black haired woman in an ornate purple dress with her left arm made entirely of gold. Another was a man in camo gear, he had an eyepatch and a blonde mohawk and he was brandishing a sniper rifle with various kinds of rounds wrapped around his body. The final was a man wearing a red robe that reached down to his feet; the collar of said robe covers half of his face, he wears an oversized pink fedora and his eyes are obscured by goggles.

“The mess is the point!” Said the goggles man. “When one blows up, they finally look as ugly as they are evil! ”

“Orcs don’t need help being ugly.” Said the woman.

It was now that Guu noticed that the robed woman had her normal hand up and it was emanating the same pink aura. She looked over at Bonbon who was still glowing herself. Many of her cuts have closed up and the hole in her head had already stopped bleeding. She’s healing her.

A second later, Bonbon was back on her feet. Not all her wounds were gone, but it appeared the purple robed woman noted Guu’s attention. The bitch turned to the three.

“Ah, Jani, Harold, and Melx. Showed up just in- oh god, you used the orc baby bomb again, didn’t you?”

“Yep!” Said the goggle man, who has now been identified as Melx.

“How many times do I have to tell you, we need better PR than that. You can’t just toss orc babies around and expect us to gain new followers!” Chastised Bonbon, groaning.

“Fine, whatever you say boss.” He said, his eye rolling clear even through his eyewear.

“Well, whatever, let’s just finish these-” Began Bonbon, but she suddenly got hit in the face with a measuring tape punch.

Guu didn’t show it, but she was pissed. She was ready to tear Bonbon a new one.

“Cover me!” Barked Bonbon as she turned to Guu. She summoned her duel scimitars and charged into the fray.

“Harold,” The purple dressed woman said to the eyepatched man. “You get the sniper. Melx, you cover us if any of us gets swamped. I’ll go after the Demon brat.”

Harold readied his gun and teleported away to get a better distance on his target. Melx sat down and prepared to watch the action. Jani summoned her own Yogsothoth and she floated towards Desco with a grin on her face.

“How about you fight someone who knows what she’s doing?” She said. Her gold arm detached and floated beside her.