Waiting for Pirate Man

[Guu]

Guu and Desco waited by the fountain; this time, it took on an ornate greek style with several naked peeing statues standing in the centerpiece. The demon child kept herself busy, counting the hordes of plushies they had accumulated at the fair.

The pink one quietly groaned. While she had a somewhat emotional attachment to this place, she forgot how unpalatable the Nexus was. On top of the endless white void that encompassed all directions, there was the tasteless empty air that was neither dry nor moist; neither hot nor cold; it just was. That’s all there was too it. It really said something of Omni’s age that he would create such a place. This is a newbie’s first try at making a neutral zone.

Not that she blamed Omni for it. You got to start somewhere, afterall.

Naturae slept soundly in a baby back strap she summoned earlier. Although, she didn’t need masterful senses to realize that the child was close to outgrowing the thing. She had already grown to toddler age in a matter of hours. Guu would find it alarming, but changing diapers didn’t sound appealing and she eagerly accepted a chance to skip that stage.

Not that Naturae pooped, anyways.

Many commoners would stop to look at the group. Some came close to ask them if they needed help finding their parents, but quickly backed off from the sheer oddity of the scene.

The trio just sat around, waiting for Luffy. Guu regularly shifted a part of her wrist into a watch to keep track of time. (She could have used her dataverse device, but shapeshifting scares away onlookers.) Only an hour had passed. It felt like days.

But as soon as that thought left her head, something alarming come into her senses.

Ugh, Not again.

Ten guards, all in unusual leather armor, all quickly approaching the group. The Pink one looked around, expecting a familiar princess to come into view.

Sure enough, Princess Bonbon Sunshine appeared before them, riding a pony across the blanking white expanse, approaching their general direction.

Guu raised a nubby arm to naturae. Still asleep. She reached over to Desco and nudged her shoulder to gain her attention.

“Look over there.” Said the pink one, pointing a stub in the Bonbon’s direction.

Upon following the direction of Guu’s arm and spotting the racist bitch, her mouth spread into a smile as her eyes shimmered with glee.

“Ohhh! Is Desco and Guu going to gith her?”

“Yeah, sure.” Guu said following with a sigh.

“Yay!” She yelled in excitement, flinging plushies everywhere as Yogsothoth followed her jubilation.

The pink princess just watched with dull eyes as Bonbon’s smug little face became clearer and clearer. She could finally see the bitch’s back-up, ten soldiers parting through the crowds. All of Desco’s eyes swivel around to look at their new opponents, Eventually, the racist bitch stopped within thirty feet of her rival and just looked into Guu’s eyes, a knowing smug smile, eager for the payback to come.

“No Camelot guards to protect you now.” She said, almost mockingly. “You honestly thought I was going to leave you be after-”

Suddenly, her pony neighed while kicking hard into the air. The bitch tried to regain control, but the equine quickly darted the other direction, launching her off the horse’s rear and flat on the ground. A ring of fire spouted a few feet from her head, burning high in the air. She barely escaped with her hair un-singed.

Desco laughed proudly. Her fire spell really threw Bonbon for a loop. The bitch climbed to her feet, and gave the demon child a death glare that only amused Desco more.

“Very funny.” She said, giving off a sarcastic chuckle. “But lets see how you respond to this.”

Bonbon raises her arms into the air and a glowing circle appeared at her feet. Stars appear around Desco, firing off at different parts of her body. Guu stepped in and pushed the demon child, barely knocking her so all the star would miss.

The demon child smiled once again.

“Wow! You are from Desco’s universe?”

‘Nope.’ Said Bonbon, a knowing grin spreading on her face. “Insight and Mimic.”

Suddenly, the bitch summoned her own Yogsothoth. The royal guard stepped out from the crowd, they all followed suit and summon their own Yogsothoths.

“You guys take the demon.” Commanded Bonbon. “Guu is mine.”