Mock fight: Doomguy vs the World

[Doomguy]

I'm throwing down the gauntlet. Between a need to practice for any real fights I might have to go through in the future and a want to do what all the cool kids are doing, I've decided to start my own mock fight. But it's kinda of obvious that I have a leg up on most people in terms of, uh, everything. I could just throw down the BFG every turn in a normal fight, and I'd feel cheep if I did that. But I also want to to be able to throw out everything I got. So this is was I planned: I'm opening up a challenge to the community. I will fight everyone who joins in.

So bring your big guns, bring your best moves, give me all you got. Because we're taking this old school: one man versus the horde