12-21-2015, 04:59 PM
The pink sky brightened the world around him. Stewie was sliding down the rainbow, laughing like the innocent child he is. Plush unicorns came flying over his head. The overly happy genius was sliding towards a sandy beach, where his friend Rupert was laying. The bear's head was on top of a muscular body, waving Stewie to come over. The excited child opens his arms as he came closer. He started to pick up speed and the sandy beach came very close, very fast. Covering his face right before he crashed.
Slowly Stewie's eyes opened, looking upon the sand that covered the battlefield of Nippur. He started to wake up from his forced slumber. "Whoa, what just happened?" The sleepy child started to look around him. His eyes shot open when he saw a psychic blade coming down towards his overly large head and ducked for cover. "What the fuck is wrong with you!?"
The exhausted Erik took a fighting stance, he was badly wounded, blood was seen all over him. Stewie reached for his gun but noticed it was no longer there. He started to search for it around him. Erik had no intention of waiting, quickly closing the gap between them. His psychic blade moved quick but the awkward way of attacking a target this small gave Stewie an opening. He rolled aside to dodge the attack, the blade however, still cut his arm.
"Goddamnit! You are as annoying as a hungry mosquito during summer." During his shout out he noticed his pistol laying behind Erik on the sandy ground. The infant couldn't resist but complain in a long sigh, "Of course it's there, it's always behind the enemy. So much cliché."
Erik turned to look what Stewie was talking about, an opening Stewie didn't leave unused. The evil genius started running up close to the failed magician, jumped up and with all his strength he forced his foot between Erik's legs, almost as if he tried to kick something back inside. Erik screamed out in agony as he crumbled to the floor, suffering.
"You're welcome, now you can reach the high Michael Jackson notes. Just don't get creepy like him M'kay ?" Stewie said when walking passed Erik to pick up his weapon.
"Come down, you coward ! Come down and face me ! " A familiar voice shouted near him, it was that annoying assassin that was attacking Stewie earlier. And look at that, his back was completely open. Stewie smiled as he took aim, but before he squeezed the trigger he heard a ruckus behind him. "Ow what is it this time? " Stewie turned and saw three guards flying from around the corner, followed by a huge boar like creature that was rushing through the streets of the city.
"OH MY GOD ! It's a giant pig ! It's AMAZING ! I want one !" The infant shouted when he saw the wild beast rampaging through the streets. Completely forgetting about Shay. The boar seemed to calm down for a moment as it looked upwards towards the man of yellow lights. "You there, pig ! Come here." Stewie ordered the transformed Ganondorf.
"Are you referring to me ?" The beast replied with his deep and threatening voice.
" OH MY GOD HE TALKS!" Stewie excitedly screamed
"You picked a fight with the wrong evil, little one. Disrespecting me like that." Ganondorf said while he was getting ready to charge at the genius.
"Pick a fight ? What ?Oh no, not picking a fight. I am already in a fight. Blasted ! I was taking care of the crappy assassin that was attacking the yellow light man in the sky."
Ganondorf withheld from attacking, " Yellow light man.. Are you referring to Sinestro? Are you his ally ?"
"Sin who ? I was helping his demon friend. You can say I am his ally, yes."
"Very well, let's take care of these chumps that are attacking my comrades, hop on. But call me pig one more time and you shall suffer a faith more horrible than death."
Stewie did not hear the threats, he was too giddy he got to ride the giant boar. He quickly climbed up and took position near Ganondorf's head. He took this moment to resummon his weapon, the flamethrower. Ganondorf made his way towards where Shay was before, he was still there, taunting Sinestro from the ground. Stewie took out his gun and this time he did not hesitate, shooting the ice beam directly at Shay's feet, freezing him in place.
Shay screamed, turning his upperbody around. His eyes shot wide open with disbelief and fear. Charging at him was a giant boar with Stewie shooting up flames while roaring the 'ride of the valkyries' theme from the boar's back.
Slowly Stewie's eyes opened, looking upon the sand that covered the battlefield of Nippur. He started to wake up from his forced slumber. "Whoa, what just happened?" The sleepy child started to look around him. His eyes shot open when he saw a psychic blade coming down towards his overly large head and ducked for cover. "What the fuck is wrong with you!?"
The exhausted Erik took a fighting stance, he was badly wounded, blood was seen all over him. Stewie reached for his gun but noticed it was no longer there. He started to search for it around him. Erik had no intention of waiting, quickly closing the gap between them. His psychic blade moved quick but the awkward way of attacking a target this small gave Stewie an opening. He rolled aside to dodge the attack, the blade however, still cut his arm.
"Goddamnit! You are as annoying as a hungry mosquito during summer." During his shout out he noticed his pistol laying behind Erik on the sandy ground. The infant couldn't resist but complain in a long sigh, "Of course it's there, it's always behind the enemy. So much cliché."
Erik turned to look what Stewie was talking about, an opening Stewie didn't leave unused. The evil genius started running up close to the failed magician, jumped up and with all his strength he forced his foot between Erik's legs, almost as if he tried to kick something back inside. Erik screamed out in agony as he crumbled to the floor, suffering.
"You're welcome, now you can reach the high Michael Jackson notes. Just don't get creepy like him M'kay ?" Stewie said when walking passed Erik to pick up his weapon.
"Come down, you coward ! Come down and face me ! " A familiar voice shouted near him, it was that annoying assassin that was attacking Stewie earlier. And look at that, his back was completely open. Stewie smiled as he took aim, but before he squeezed the trigger he heard a ruckus behind him. "Ow what is it this time? " Stewie turned and saw three guards flying from around the corner, followed by a huge boar like creature that was rushing through the streets of the city.
"OH MY GOD ! It's a giant pig ! It's AMAZING ! I want one !" The infant shouted when he saw the wild beast rampaging through the streets. Completely forgetting about Shay. The boar seemed to calm down for a moment as it looked upwards towards the man of yellow lights. "You there, pig ! Come here." Stewie ordered the transformed Ganondorf.
"Are you referring to me ?" The beast replied with his deep and threatening voice.
" OH MY GOD HE TALKS!" Stewie excitedly screamed
"You picked a fight with the wrong evil, little one. Disrespecting me like that." Ganondorf said while he was getting ready to charge at the genius.
"Pick a fight ? What ?Oh no, not picking a fight. I am already in a fight. Blasted ! I was taking care of the crappy assassin that was attacking the yellow light man in the sky."
Ganondorf withheld from attacking, " Yellow light man.. Are you referring to Sinestro? Are you his ally ?"
"Sin who ? I was helping his demon friend. You can say I am his ally, yes."
"Very well, let's take care of these chumps that are attacking my comrades, hop on. But call me pig one more time and you shall suffer a faith more horrible than death."
Stewie did not hear the threats, he was too giddy he got to ride the giant boar. He quickly climbed up and took position near Ganondorf's head. He took this moment to resummon his weapon, the flamethrower. Ganondorf made his way towards where Shay was before, he was still there, taunting Sinestro from the ground. Stewie took out his gun and this time he did not hesitate, shooting the ice beam directly at Shay's feet, freezing him in place.
Shay screamed, turning his upperbody around. His eyes shot wide open with disbelief and fear. Charging at him was a giant boar with Stewie shooting up flames while roaring the 'ride of the valkyries' theme from the boar's back.