The Statue of No Worth

[Granite]

The statue looked up at her from it's broken concentration. The girl's words had a heavy accent that couldn't quite be identified, and it was certainly an accent it had never heard. It was almost like she was speaking a completely different language from Russian. But, somehow, it was still perfectly understandable. The statue found it mystifying, but decided to not look a gift mule in the eyes.

Granite closed his eyes and smiled, briskly thinking of what to say in response, and also if he got that, whatever you call it, right. It then opens it's eyes and lumbers into a standing position. As it looms over Cat it opens its mouth to speak. "I am happy to make your acquaintance as well Cat." Gruffed the statue. Through it's deep, thickly accented, and slightly raspy voice one could still make out a hint of confusion. "Yes, I have only just arrived. Do you know how to get back to Ust'-Ilimsk? Or do you perhaps know which direction the Tzar's castle?"