I heard talk of Dantes Abyss 2016...

[Deadpool]

Didn't stop me one bit, actually.

Kept on trucking and killing and fighting and wrecking faces. Even after myself and Jack Frost decided we were both gonna because of internet issues and deicded we were going to take as many down qith us as possible...

And I still someone top 8'd

Truth be told, your internet issue probably saved your life. I'm sure--Alex can prob attest to this--that if you were able to move you woulda moved into danger.