Omniverse: Sims 3 Edition

[Tearen Wover]

omnisims sesh 9

Well, hanging out with New Babylon and LAW has been fun, but I should check back in with concrete fart before one or more housemates die in a fire.





It's so tranquil from a distance...






Looks like Mr. Malius has cured his little 'condition' with the salad there. He looks pretty happy about it.









Pretty...




happy...







abouuutt it.





:frog:



hey who's that chick behind him.






apparently Bec is confused just as much as I am.

But apparently this is Atonement's girlfriend; they're on the same sports team.



It's weird. Trixie is nowhere on my list of sims in the house. I guess she moved out? Who with though?


Oh well, at least I can turn her bedroom into a gym now. That's what everyone uses it for anyway.








Atonement has no reservations about this change of events.







Jade's doing pretty good. Has a really good friendship with her clone. But here we just see her tending to one of her many pastti-



Uh...






There is...a weiner dog dressed like a gnome with a killer smile watching Jade garden.


What.


I don't...




moving on.







Whew! Trying to be Sasuke's girlfriend, having a part time job and being so awesome at school sure is exhausting! Mami needs to get to bed!









Sweet dreams, Mammers! Tomorrow's another big d-


Why aren't your lights turning off? You're asleep.






Ah.

So now Mami has two creeps who like to hang out in her room, nbd.








Seems like the RubyxAdam ship isn't sailing too quickly right now. Can't even be bothered to hump on command.

That was terrible, sorry.




Weird, Jade's asleep and her lights are still on.





THAT REFRIGERATOR IS FOR TINKERING PURPOSES ONLY ATONEMENT. Uh...








Wow you are just incredibly pleased with yourself aren't you?








WHOA. NICE STOLEN CAR DEMETRI THAT IS LITERALLY THE MOST EXPENSIVE CAR IN THE GAME.



Where you headed?





Oh, headed up to the new house on the hill. Heard some new Primes moved in, eh?




Niiiiice place. Now to just pick out something nice and expensive to cram in your pants.










sneaky like a snek. sss






A crib?



You wanna steal a crib?



Uh, okay. Sure.









Feelin' pretty happy about it.










Wow, your mercenary skills of awareness are truly top notch DP.













Fuckin dog Okami can't even be bothered to notice Demetri. WTF people.



Sneaky snek indeed.







"And NOW!" grinned the Princethief, "I will up and leave!"

And the Princethief grabbed his stash, and he started to dash,

When he heard a small sound like the ringing of assassin cash.

He turned around fast, and he saw a small stripper Prime
Little Miss Akame, who was...no older than...


uh...



( :google: )


whatever.







CASUALLY ABSCOND!










Huh. Looks like after a long night of uneventful sleeping, Adam has run off somewhere.











This image is inherently comedic, but I can't put my finger on why.










Jade, gardening at the crack of dawn.


IN HER UNDERWEAR AS USUAL.




At least the murderdog is gone.








Hm. Yeah that looks like it turned out pretty well there Gaite.




You seem oddly serene.


stop it.





thank you.









HOLY SHIT TRIXIE

Uh, you still live here?


Uh.

Sorry about your bedroom.

Oh wait, you're...



WHOA SERIOUSLY? TRIXIE IS IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH



THAT??

better get demetri a bigger bed.



guess he stole her heart.







Oh...Adam.

You okay bud?


You uh...



checkin out the wall?






























































You need to stop spending so much time on the internet dude.








BOOTY HAD ME LIKE






bitch is on ma treadmill.







Oh hey, Mami called Sass King over.







I'm not sure Soap Crib can handle this much female attention.







whoaaaa ruby.

Dat stare.



Date creepy stare.



C'mon, Mami is having a hard enough time with this as is. Back off.







thanks.









Oh you're just gonna stand there and stare vacantly.




Well I guess it's better than nothing.






Oh!


OH OH!

OH ITS HAPPENING!

OHHHH!






Damn Mami, way to be like mug:

damn.


Also Sasuke, you kinda look more like the girl in this scenario.




Hahah. Okay kids you settle down.








Okay, any time now.





(Ruby watching intently from thirty feet away.)






That's a weird noise. Sounds police siren getting thrown in a garbage disposal.







whats ur problem gaite. seriously.



although he's not looking directly at the horn dogs. What's he looking at.




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Oh it's going down.

It was going to happen eventually.


Also Adam Gaite just like











Now is not the time to think about movies Mami. C'mon, get in there! Satchel King is out of his league here.






Okay I'm not sure how many people have to be involved in this.







NOT WITH MY DAUGHTER YOU WONT

:rage: :rage: :rage: :rage: :rage:





Theerre we goooohoolly shit. I've never seen Mami look like that!

gonna break you daddy's heart






WERE JUST GONNA TALK SHIT ABOUT YOU THREE FEET AWAY.




Teenagers...







OOHHHHH ENOUGH WITH THE FACE MASHING.






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Uh, stop the music. How many people are here right now?







Okay, this is getting to be too much. Let's find someone not involved with an imminent murder scene.







Nn-


Nnoo...


No Toilet.


Adam says no.


No toiled for adam.


No.



...












Thaaaat's more like it.

Just Jade, out fishing at 3:48 AM.




Sweet, peaceful bliss.











btw here's Demetri's room now.












Fin.