11-28-2015, 10:59 AM
"Ugh. I'm bored!" I whined to nobody in particular. I got up from my sitting position in the grass. I looked over to my horse, who was looking at me with an expression that I swear said something like, If you ate grass like me, you wouldn't be such a whiny bitch. I glared right back at the horse. She made a snorting sound that sounded suspiciously like horse-laughter.
Being the extremely mature person that I am, I stuck my tongue out at the horse. Realization in 3...2...1... The sheer stupidity of what I was doing slapped me in the face. I put my tongue back in my mouth and looked around to see if anyone had seen what I was doing. Nope. Nobody here. I then looked up at the sky to try and gauge the time of day. Close to sunset. Damn. " I wasted a day of my life, that I'll never get back by the way, watching you eat grass." I said the horse, my face deadpanned.
I then shook my head and mounted the horse, determined to make it to the forest and try and set up a campsite before nightfall. " Lets go." I said tiredly. I pressed my knees into the sides of the horse and we took off at a stead trot. As we made our way to the forest, I took a few moments to enjoy the beautiful sunset. "WOw, you never see something like that at home." I said, almost wistfully...
Being the extremely mature person that I am, I stuck my tongue out at the horse. Realization in 3...2...1... The sheer stupidity of what I was doing slapped me in the face. I put my tongue back in my mouth and looked around to see if anyone had seen what I was doing. Nope. Nobody here. I then looked up at the sky to try and gauge the time of day. Close to sunset. Damn. " I wasted a day of my life, that I'll never get back by the way, watching you eat grass." I said the horse, my face deadpanned.
I then shook my head and mounted the horse, determined to make it to the forest and try and set up a campsite before nightfall. " Lets go." I said tiredly. I pressed my knees into the sides of the horse and we took off at a stead trot. As we made our way to the forest, I took a few moments to enjoy the beautiful sunset. "WOw, you never see something like that at home." I said, almost wistfully...