Omniverse: Sims 3 Edition

[Tearen Wover]

OMNISIMS SESSION 5 or.... 6 WHATEVER





















THE ROMANCE SESSION










We open on an idyllic scene of Adam Gaite practicing his dumpster diving skills. Ever since the Sim Government fried his computer during a hack attempt, he's been DESPERATE to pull an income



until Jade gets around to fixing his damn computer. DO AS I SAY JADE SIM.







But hey, at least he got here before the crowd showed up. Apparently this the best Dumpster in town.




these are the times we live in.







Meanwhile, it seems that Mami is over visiting the NB household. It's uh...it's getting late though Sand Crab says he has to go...home.









Ah well. Don't take it personally Mami; that's just how Squid Diddle is.







BUT HEY YOU COULD ALWAYS HANG OUT WITH VICTOR!!!!









Ever since finally oh my god getting a job, Ruby has been hanging out at Jade and Mami's morning underwear parties as they wait for their rides to work/school.


I'd say the regulars have mixed feelings about the new girl.



I would....too...







Hey Heyy! You KNOW Victor digs chicks in uniform. What? Girlfriend? Yeah he has two or three, so what?










Ah who are we kidding, Trixie doesn't care. They decide to catch a movie! Thank GOD Gamzee is not going to be in there with them.









A few hours later and it's dinner time! Wow Victor, you sure know how to clean up!



:.| what an ass put on a tie or something for the lady.








Oh hooooo! Lookee here!




What is going to happen next!





GET OUTPLAYED SUCKAS! CHECK OUT THIS SWEET PIC OF ADAM STARGAZING INTO A POOL SIGN IN HIS UNDERWEAR WHILE NEALAPHH READS A BOOK IN BED IN ITS UNDERWEAR




YOU FUCKS ARE WEIRD AS SHIT I SWEAR TO GOD.



Talk about a mistake! Back to Trixie and Victor we go!




Well this is surprisingly tender!

I'd almost be moved if they both weren't evil as shit.




Wait, who is Jade talking to??





OH MY GOOD WHATEVER YOU DO DO NOOOTTT TOUCH EACHOTHER THE WORLD WILL EXPLODE.











WHY IS A HORSE COMING OUT OF CONCRETE FART SOMEONE EXPLAIN.





WHERES ADAM I KNOW THAT JAUNDICED MOTHERFUCKER HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS.




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Okay seriously cut it out. This is getting weird.









OR YOU COULD GO ON A SEXY DATE I GUESS. I SWEAR TO FUCK I DID NOT MAKE THEM DO THIS.




also adam geez is that seriously your best outfit? Just your usual hoody with some grey jeans?


ccccmonn duuuuddee. Like....


c'mon.







Oh shit, hello Samus, Luger, Dante, Guu and random townies.



Wait a minute.


LUGER AND SAMUS GETTING IN MAD GUITAR STREET SHOWDOWN.





TOO BAD THEY BOTH SUCK.








For the sanity of myself and all living creatures, I plead to you both to keep it wholesome in here.








Hey DEMETRI! MIGHT NOT GET TOO MUCH SLEEP T-




...why are you doing jumping jacks with a salad bowl?








...why....




...why are you doing jumping jacks with a salad bowl?








DEMETRI. DEMETRI NO.

YOU DONT GET TO FREAK OUT I GET TO FREAK OUT.

EXPLAIN.

JUST.

EXPLAIN.






MAMI. WHAT. DO YOU KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT THIS TELL ME NOW.

WHAT IS HAPPENING SALAD HANDS?????????






OMG GET THAT SHIT OUT OF HERE YOU HORN DOGS EXPLAIN SALAD HANDS PLZ.










OR YOU KNOW I GUESS YOU COULD JUST RUT LIKE FILTHY BEASTS ILL JUST FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO EXPLAIN SALAD HANDS.









Hell sensible people. Do those books have anything about the phenomenon of salad hands?




Egh. Geez. Maybe I should just let it go. It's just a glitch clearly.










ITS STILL THERE I CANT IGNORE IT NOPE.









CEASE THIS AT ONCE. DEMETRI PUT THE FUCKING SALAD DOWN.




...






...nice slippers Shark Skate.




I'm done.