Omniverse: Sims 3 Edition

[Tearen Wover]

OMNOM SOMS SOMSHOM FOM

omnisims session 4


:frog:










When we last left off! Mami was being abducted taken on a date by the ever dashing Sasuke Uchiha, aka, the cute boy from next door. They're going to the nice little french bistro in town using some money that Sasuke stole from Thaal's wallet when he wasn't looking. :ninja:

Unfortunately we get to see none of that cuz reasons.

Here's a picture of Desco Chan reading a book!

Incidentally, it's outside of the restaurant that SasMam went to.



I'm sure she's not spying or anything.









Aahhh but they're home now, and love is in the air! I would just like to know why Mami and Sasuke are coming in through the back door.

Maybe it's because they're out past curfew.


SUCH REBELLION WILL NOT BE TOLERATED IN THE HOUSE OF THE GOD MIND.







but seriously i do not blame sasuke for not wanting to make eye contact with that i mean damn.











Can we talk about those shoes for a minute?

Sas-bro. I know the hidden leaf village wasn't a great place for selecting fancy foot wear, but c'mon man. You don't have to be a fashionista to see that those are clearly THE GREATEST FOOTWEAR EVER CONCEIVED.


YOUR TASTE IS IMPECCABLE YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE.









...but let's not get ahead of ourselves. There's still a lot of beating around the bush and passive, indirect flirting to be done!




Perhaps we should do a quick case study of how NOT to attract people.





Oh hello Okor how convenient.









Hey uh Jade, maybe you shouldn't be hitting the juice so hard with a hypothetical babby on the way?

Though I see no indications that you are actually preggers.


So perhaps you are having a pretend mind baby.

In that case you should imbibe heavily and maybe also be on medication.







The morning after Mami's date, and things are simply marvelous, though...

God this stove is filthy! Nealaphh can't do EVERYTHING around here!






You. Deadweight. Be of use.








OH MY GOD ITS BEAUTIFUL.


RUBY.


SHES ACTUALLY DOING SOMETHING USEFUL.



OMIGOD.






SHES DOING THE DISHES TOO.


ALL I EVER HAD TO DO WAS ASK. I TAKE IT ALLL BACK RUBY. I TAKE IT AAAHAHAHAAL BAAHHAAHAHAAAAACK




...whew...almost lost my cool there. Bec is feeling kind of antsy and needs something to screw up.








Digging a hole in LAW's yard seems to do the trick.










Oh look, Nea Nea is painting a picture of the face it wishes it had. Though...it looks sort of familiar. Is that Gilgamesh? No...the eyes aren't red. Oh! It's Dawson.


Nealaphh want's Dawson's face.





:frogbon:









Speaking of Dawson, LOOK WHOS AT THE BEACH AGAIN SHOCKER.


Or...Dawson, dude.


Do you...


Do you live here?

Do you...like...need help?





This may just look like a picture of Ruby doing nothing funny on the surface, but I assure you, it's hilarious.


because


that face of hers


is


tfw you realize that you're covered in fleas.


for real.









There is no caption I can give this picture that adequately supersedes its inherent comedy.












Oh! Looks like Mami invited Sauce King over to Concrete Fart to hang out! Looks like a standard new generation date to me! The male sits and plays video games while the female sits and watches, pretending to be impressed by the male's thumb skills.



Well...maybe Mami should at least give it a try.





HELLO NOT DAUGHTER AND ALSO INVADING NEIGHBOR DELINQUENT BOY. ARE YOU ENJOYING YOUR RECREATIONAL TIME TOGETHER WELL DONT MIND ME I WILL JUST SIT HERE ON THE COUCH THAT I OWN AND THAT THE BOY DOES NOT OWN AND YOU TWO CAN JUST KEEP HAVING FUN.


:.D









Meanwhile, back in more sane lands, looks like Demetri got some itchy fingers and is paying Law a 'visit'.








Is that...is that a TIGER FERN? It's worth almost 50 SIMOLEONS.







The Princethief must have it.








Okay I don't think anyone would be watching from that direction but A for effort.










Boom. Crime of the century.





Wait a minute, what is that wretched noise?




Ah yes, how could I mistake the warbling scream of a stick figure man child being forced to do endless reps on a bow flex?

Also:


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AHAHHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA
AHHAHAHA


AHHA
HAH
HA



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA





okay done





It begins.









Whoa, wait Demetri, hold on a minute. There is a ridiculously sexy woman that has passed within the bounds of Okor and Tartaros's yard. As we all know, this is physically impossible.

Princethief! Investigate!









Is she here for Okor?









Well at least the universe has maintained some small semblance of rationality. But...is that a...is that a HEART above her head?









Tartaros...what...what are you wearing. That is not the outfit and grunge look I designed for you. Is that...a toupee?

What...is happening?








WHAT IS HAPPENING.

DEMETRI. GET IN THERE.








WOW THAT WAS FAST.



Keep me updated Princethief, I need to see if Adam is dead yet.









Sweet pulsating orca dork.





IS ADAM GAITE GETTING FUCKING JACKED?!?!??!!! :fullderp:




Um...



Uh...



N-Next time...



See you next time...?