An exercise in creativity.

[Roger Smith]

Marty McBlargh :frog:

After racking your brain for what seems to be hours, something finally clicks in your mind. Marty! That's who you are! Marty....McBlargh? Yes, that's it! You are Marty McBlargh!

You strike up a triumphant jig to celebrate your feats of informational recall, and are presented with a scrap of paper falling out of your pocket, landing conveniently unfurled on the ground.

Taking a look at it, you see it is emblazoned with the the mysterious words: "FAMILY CREST: :frog: "

You appear to be Marty McBlargh of the noble bulge-eyed frog clan. Wonderful!

Where are your arms?

It suddenly occurs to you that you seem to have no arms. This revelation is immensely startling to you, and you panic appropriately. Where ARE your arms?!