11-15-2015, 01:51 PM
The scorching hot sun warmed the skin on Stewie's head, who was faced down in the sand.
"urgh, what happened ?" The young genius slowly pushed himself upwards from the ground. The dirt was already everywhere, between his fingernails, in his pants, even on his lips. Stewie starts spitting out gravel.
"Argh ! Goddamnit ! Nothing worse than dirt in your mouth." After emptying his mouth of the unwanted filth that was located inside of it he started to get a better grasp of his surroundings.
"What the devil is this god forsaken place ? It looks like a Disney movie location reject. " He turned towards the small settlement nearby, Stewie looked at it with revolt, "No way i will go there, what kind of savages would live in a place like this ?"
He turned towards his tricycle which was pieces all over the place, there was no way he could travel this dessert on his beloved vehicle the way it was now, it would need to be adjusted if it were to get him out of this mess. But first he had to get rid of this tight leather that was cooking him alive. The leather was glued to his skin as a teenage boy to his first nude magazine.
Stewie struggled pulling his arms out of the hot leather sleeves. " Unhand me you vile leather snake!" He yelled as he struggled. Finally his arms were free and the scorching sun was felt on his skin. But if this place thought him anything already it was that this Omnilium is useful to deal with these, annoyances . He closed his eyes and sat down while the earth's star was slowly burning the skin on his arms. concentrating on appropriate dessert clothing and his vehicle wasn't as easy as before because of the heat, yet after a few minutes he succeeded. He took the liberty of following mad max's outfit, a light scarf to protect his neck from the heat, a worn out light jacket covered with knives and a holster for his laser-gun.
His vehicle was upgraded to a all terrain-tricycle, there was a small cage over the rider's seat, the tires were larger and would withstand the sand allot better, providing actual traction. Last but not least he provided the vehicle with a kick-ass stereo system, if he had to travel through this blasted dessert he might as well do so in style. Stewie placed the goggles on his eyes and took his seat behind the steering wheel. He narrowed his eyes and started his memorable speech " My name is Stewie. My world is fire and blood. Once, I was a cop. A road warrior searching for a righteous cause. As the world fell, each of us in our own way was broken. It was hard to know who was more crazy... me... or everyone else." He roared the engine loudly. "God i love Tom Hardy", and he took off into the distant with the song Born to be wild blasting out of the speakers.
***
Stewie had been driving around for hours, he seen some wild life, some weird thuggish looking folks which he could easily avoid with his machine. For some reason they were drawn to the loud music that came from it. Following some dirt road up one of the mountains he hoped to get a better look at the surrounding. Making his way to the top he got out of his beastly vehicle and stared into the distant. " This place is allot bigger than i expected. Maybe i should just turn back. Is that what you want, you white ass bastard ?!" He yelled at the sky. " You want me to give up don't you ? Give me a goddamn sign of where to go ?!" And with that he saw it, in the distant he saw a beacon of light shining towards the sky. Stewie's mouth dropped open " Well you could've just told me to go there, no need to show off whitey". The infant quickly got back on his vehicle, pumped up the sound system and drove towards the beacon.
The closer he got the clearer it was that there was a city of some sort in the distant. Apparently this place wasn't just endless wastes of nothingness. The music got him right in the mood as he neared the city gates.
Like a true nature's child
We were born, born to be wild
We can climb so high
I never wanna die
There he saw it, a burning Impala near the gate of the city, crashed and abused by the laws of physics. The stench of gasoline was filling the air. Near the demolished vehicle he saw a man standing, gun in one hand, knife in the other. It looked as if the man was ready for action.
Stewie approached the man, who was shouting the lyrics of 'Shoot to Thrill' toward the open gates, as if taunting whoever was near it. "Ow great they got their very own Brian Johnson psycho reject, This will be fun", Stewie said to himself. Dean turned around when he heard the engine approach and immediately took aim at the approaching vehicle, during his aim he noticed it was an infant driving a build out ,motorized tricycle with a loud stereo system, "What the... ?!" He said in a slightly confused tone. The driver responded by turning the wheel and creating a dramatic drift stop, creating a sand cloud. Stewie used the sand cloud as cover as he got out of his vehicle, he started to slowly approach the hunter on the other side of it.
Thanks to the light provided by headlight, Dean noticed a silhouette within the dust cloud approaching him, it was enormous. He started to take aim again, not taking any chances. The shadow quickly shrunk in size when Stewie emerged from the cloud. Once again it took the hunter a moment to adjust to the situation.
" Why in the devils name are you aiming that thing at me ?!" The short man shouted in his British accent towards the hunter.
" I thought you were one of those Babylon douchebags, run along kid." Dean turned around to face the gate once more.
"Wait wait, Babylon douchebags ? Are they like those empire sperm soldiers ?"
The deep voice of the hunter spoke,"Imperial Sperm soldiers, heh. Not the empire no, but close enough. Me and my crew are here to settle a score with the douchebag running this dump, he claims to be the god-king of New Babylon."
"God king ? Sounds like that bastard Emperor that took Rupert. " The duo got interrupted by a rock that was thrown from the inside of the gate, barely missing the young genius. Both of them took out their weapons, Dean's gun and Stewie's laser-gun both aimed the source, which obviously fled the scene of the crime.
Stewie immediately shouted loudly towards the city gates," Come back here ! Come back out here and fear me damnit ! I will blast you all to hell." He turned to Dean, " They threw a freaking rock at me ! I will join you on your quest to lay waste to this God-king, his subjects and his city."
The hunter was amused yet shocked by the baby gunslinger's taunt and actions." Another gun to the cause, bet the others won't mind if you tag along. Just don't get in my way." Dean then muttered to himself, "Laser shooting babies, this place is fucking ridiculous."
The duo stood in front of the gates, weapons at the ready.
Stewie couldn't resist and said it, "What a day,.. what a glorious day."
'man i love Mad Max.' Stewie thought to himself with a mischievous grin on his face
"urgh, what happened ?" The young genius slowly pushed himself upwards from the ground. The dirt was already everywhere, between his fingernails, in his pants, even on his lips. Stewie starts spitting out gravel.
"Argh ! Goddamnit ! Nothing worse than dirt in your mouth." After emptying his mouth of the unwanted filth that was located inside of it he started to get a better grasp of his surroundings.
"What the devil is this god forsaken place ? It looks like a Disney movie location reject. " He turned towards the small settlement nearby, Stewie looked at it with revolt, "No way i will go there, what kind of savages would live in a place like this ?"
He turned towards his tricycle which was pieces all over the place, there was no way he could travel this dessert on his beloved vehicle the way it was now, it would need to be adjusted if it were to get him out of this mess. But first he had to get rid of this tight leather that was cooking him alive. The leather was glued to his skin as a teenage boy to his first nude magazine.
Stewie struggled pulling his arms out of the hot leather sleeves. " Unhand me you vile leather snake!" He yelled as he struggled. Finally his arms were free and the scorching sun was felt on his skin. But if this place thought him anything already it was that this Omnilium is useful to deal with these, annoyances . He closed his eyes and sat down while the earth's star was slowly burning the skin on his arms. concentrating on appropriate dessert clothing and his vehicle wasn't as easy as before because of the heat, yet after a few minutes he succeeded. He took the liberty of following mad max's outfit, a light scarf to protect his neck from the heat, a worn out light jacket covered with knives and a holster for his laser-gun.
His vehicle was upgraded to a all terrain-tricycle, there was a small cage over the rider's seat, the tires were larger and would withstand the sand allot better, providing actual traction. Last but not least he provided the vehicle with a kick-ass stereo system, if he had to travel through this blasted dessert he might as well do so in style. Stewie placed the goggles on his eyes and took his seat behind the steering wheel. He narrowed his eyes and started his memorable speech " My name is Stewie. My world is fire and blood. Once, I was a cop. A road warrior searching for a righteous cause. As the world fell, each of us in our own way was broken. It was hard to know who was more crazy... me... or everyone else." He roared the engine loudly. "God i love Tom Hardy", and he took off into the distant with the song Born to be wild blasting out of the speakers.
***
Stewie had been driving around for hours, he seen some wild life, some weird thuggish looking folks which he could easily avoid with his machine. For some reason they were drawn to the loud music that came from it. Following some dirt road up one of the mountains he hoped to get a better look at the surrounding. Making his way to the top he got out of his beastly vehicle and stared into the distant. " This place is allot bigger than i expected. Maybe i should just turn back. Is that what you want, you white ass bastard ?!" He yelled at the sky. " You want me to give up don't you ? Give me a goddamn sign of where to go ?!" And with that he saw it, in the distant he saw a beacon of light shining towards the sky. Stewie's mouth dropped open " Well you could've just told me to go there, no need to show off whitey". The infant quickly got back on his vehicle, pumped up the sound system and drove towards the beacon.
The closer he got the clearer it was that there was a city of some sort in the distant. Apparently this place wasn't just endless wastes of nothingness. The music got him right in the mood as he neared the city gates.
Like a true nature's child
We were born, born to be wild
We can climb so high
I never wanna die
There he saw it, a burning Impala near the gate of the city, crashed and abused by the laws of physics. The stench of gasoline was filling the air. Near the demolished vehicle he saw a man standing, gun in one hand, knife in the other. It looked as if the man was ready for action.
Stewie approached the man, who was shouting the lyrics of 'Shoot to Thrill' toward the open gates, as if taunting whoever was near it. "Ow great they got their very own Brian Johnson psycho reject, This will be fun", Stewie said to himself. Dean turned around when he heard the engine approach and immediately took aim at the approaching vehicle, during his aim he noticed it was an infant driving a build out ,motorized tricycle with a loud stereo system, "What the... ?!" He said in a slightly confused tone. The driver responded by turning the wheel and creating a dramatic drift stop, creating a sand cloud. Stewie used the sand cloud as cover as he got out of his vehicle, he started to slowly approach the hunter on the other side of it.
Thanks to the light provided by headlight, Dean noticed a silhouette within the dust cloud approaching him, it was enormous. He started to take aim again, not taking any chances. The shadow quickly shrunk in size when Stewie emerged from the cloud. Once again it took the hunter a moment to adjust to the situation.
" Why in the devils name are you aiming that thing at me ?!" The short man shouted in his British accent towards the hunter.
" I thought you were one of those Babylon douchebags, run along kid." Dean turned around to face the gate once more.
"Wait wait, Babylon douchebags ? Are they like those empire sperm soldiers ?"
The deep voice of the hunter spoke,"Imperial Sperm soldiers, heh. Not the empire no, but close enough. Me and my crew are here to settle a score with the douchebag running this dump, he claims to be the god-king of New Babylon."
"God king ? Sounds like that bastard Emperor that took Rupert. " The duo got interrupted by a rock that was thrown from the inside of the gate, barely missing the young genius. Both of them took out their weapons, Dean's gun and Stewie's laser-gun both aimed the source, which obviously fled the scene of the crime.
Stewie immediately shouted loudly towards the city gates," Come back here ! Come back out here and fear me damnit ! I will blast you all to hell." He turned to Dean, " They threw a freaking rock at me ! I will join you on your quest to lay waste to this God-king, his subjects and his city."
The hunter was amused yet shocked by the baby gunslinger's taunt and actions." Another gun to the cause, bet the others won't mind if you tag along. Just don't get in my way." Dean then muttered to himself, "Laser shooting babies, this place is fucking ridiculous."
The duo stood in front of the gates, weapons at the ready.
Stewie couldn't resist and said it, "What a day,.. what a glorious day."
'man i love Mad Max.' Stewie thought to himself with a mischievous grin on his face