The Omniverse Bar (Non-Canon)

[Sasuke Uchiha]

As the anomaly known as Guu entered the women's restroom, she could hear the hushed conversation of two strangers sharing the same stall.

"Listen, it's not gay if you wear your tiara."

"No emo boy, I don't think it works that way..."

"C'mon, baby, just put the tiara back on."

"See, fuck you. No, I'm not doing this."

Guu heard laughter.

"Listen, be a man and become a woman! You know we need this paper, c'mon, take one for the team! Now, get your ass out there and shake it 'til it rains OM."

Guu heard the sound of a hand, slapping buttocks just before the bathroom stall door flung open, revealing a sexy, trans-gendered and scandalously dressed Deadpool with a tiara atop her head. As she went, she had this to say, "Alright girls, it's showtime!"

The spandex wearing, sailor moon reject then exited the restroom and took to the stage where she then proceeded to 'Bands Make Make Her Dance'.

Sasuke, adorned in what looked like Karl Jak's famous purple suit, exited the stall and laid eyes on Guu. His face scarcely concealed his mischievous ambition as he voiced his pimp game, "Hey, kid... You want a job?"




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Hahahahahaha! Non-canon fun! Whoooo! Lol, I'm messin with Deadpool, because he needs to utilize this thread. There's so much potential in here for him! xD!

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