11-14-2015, 12:51 PM
The engine on the tricycle roared loudly as it made its way through the nexus. The infant behind the wheel had his sunglasses on, wore his leather jacket and the few hair that he has were combed to the back of his head. His companion Rupert was strapped to the back of the vehicle. Stewie felt good, he hasn't had this sense of freedom ever since the time he finished watching Braveheart for the first time. Those were the days. With a smug smile on his football shaped head he travelled the great white unknown. Up in the distance he saw two individuals near a large gate of some sort.
Stewie drove up to the duo, seemingly guarding the gate. His small vehicle drove towards them with full speed, braking at the last possible moment and turning the wheel, stopping his tricycle in style in front of the two stormtroopers who in turn had their weapons drawn and aimed at the infant.
"Halt ! In the name of the emperor !" one of them said from behind his white helmet.
Stewie calmly took off his helmet , keeping his sunglasses on to make a cool impression. Style was everything.
"Good day to you, sir." The British accent spoke out.
"Who tries to enter Coruscant ?" the voice sounded muffled because of the helmet on his head.
" Coruscant ? What's Coruscant ?" Stewie asked, filled with curiosity.
The two guards looked at each other before one of them kneeled down and talked in a
condescending tone. " Where are your parents little boy? where did you come from ?"
"Lois ? I haven't got the foggiest idea where that vile woman is. I just came from that white dude, Omni. Rather strange fellow if you ask me."
"You've seen Omni ? You're a prime ?!" His voice sounded surprised to say the least.
"What the devil is a Prime? You two ask many strange question, and what's with that outfit ? Who are you suppose to be anyway ? you look like semen with arm and legs....and guns. "
The kneeled down Stormtrooper stood back up, "We are Stormtroopers, elite guards of the Empire. We serve the emperor who resides in Coruscant, which lies beyond this gate. And a prime, young one, is a special warrior here in the Omniverse. They are able to use and manipulate Omnilium, something not everyone is capable of. We are here to guide new prime on their path to serve for the glory of the empire. "
"ho ho! Hold up there whitey. Are you telling me this gate leads to another place ? So it works the like an interdimensional portal, interesting. So i am guessing those other, gates, lead to other places as well? "
"Yes they do, however, your best chance at a glorious future within the Omniverse is to serve the emperor at Coruscant. We can guide you there."
"No thank you, I am not much for serving others, I do thank you for all the information. We shall get moving, to see these other gates, they seem interesting."
"I must insist you accompany us through the gate young prime." The stormtrooper took a step forward. It didn't sound like a request anymore. Stewie's eyes narrowed slightly.
"And I must insist you let me carry on my journey. You don't want to go that way, trust me. I am a prime you know." His left hand slowly moved to his back, and grabbed his gun.
"You are coming with us, don't resist." Both of the troopers took out their rifles and aimed it down at the fresh prime. Stewie responded with his own draw, he was fast, he pointed his gun towards the floor and with his thumb he flipped the switch. " I bid you gentlemen farewell !" He pressed the trigger, an icy blue beam emerged crashing into the white floor. The floor started to freeze, the frozen spot on the floor quickly grew larger finding its way underneath both troopers. The guards had trouble keeping their balance and both fell to the floor.
Stewie couldn't resist but to gloat " I haven't seen guards this clumsy ever since the fat guy of the adam sandler movies thought he could be a cop. God that movie was bad."
Stewie quickly found his way back to his tricycle and started his escape, he roared the engine before hitting full throttle. "So long losers, Victory is mine!" He shouted as the tricycle sped off. His passenger wasn't strapped in well enough to handle the engine's power and got lose. The brown bear Rupert slipped through his straps and fell to the floor near the guards. Immediately Stewie hit the brakes and looked backwards. One of the guards started firing towards the genius boy as the other picked up Rupert.
"Blasted ! Unhand him you devils !"
The trooper didn't respond but kept firing, hitting the vehicle.
" Damn you semen guards ! Rupert i will return for you, be brave !" Stewie had no choice but to get into safety himself and drove off. "I'm sorry Rupert, i will get you back." The boy was keeping in his manly tears but continued on nonetheless.
The guards were left behind returning to their positions not to speak of the time a baby got the better of them. They threw away the plushe and returned to their positions.
*****
After driving around for a long while the genius ended up in front of another gate, this time there were no guards around. " There is no point in me driving around aimlessly. This gate seems as good as any, time to test out his luck and venture to wherever this leads. The tires of the tricycle spinned a second before the vehicle sped off right through the gate.
Stewie drove up to the duo, seemingly guarding the gate. His small vehicle drove towards them with full speed, braking at the last possible moment and turning the wheel, stopping his tricycle in style in front of the two stormtroopers who in turn had their weapons drawn and aimed at the infant.
"Halt ! In the name of the emperor !" one of them said from behind his white helmet.
Stewie calmly took off his helmet , keeping his sunglasses on to make a cool impression. Style was everything.
"Good day to you, sir." The British accent spoke out.
"Who tries to enter Coruscant ?" the voice sounded muffled because of the helmet on his head.
" Coruscant ? What's Coruscant ?" Stewie asked, filled with curiosity.
The two guards looked at each other before one of them kneeled down and talked in a
condescending tone. " Where are your parents little boy? where did you come from ?"
"Lois ? I haven't got the foggiest idea where that vile woman is. I just came from that white dude, Omni. Rather strange fellow if you ask me."
"You've seen Omni ? You're a prime ?!" His voice sounded surprised to say the least.
"What the devil is a Prime? You two ask many strange question, and what's with that outfit ? Who are you suppose to be anyway ? you look like semen with arm and legs....and guns. "
The kneeled down Stormtrooper stood back up, "We are Stormtroopers, elite guards of the Empire. We serve the emperor who resides in Coruscant, which lies beyond this gate. And a prime, young one, is a special warrior here in the Omniverse. They are able to use and manipulate Omnilium, something not everyone is capable of. We are here to guide new prime on their path to serve for the glory of the empire. "
"ho ho! Hold up there whitey. Are you telling me this gate leads to another place ? So it works the like an interdimensional portal, interesting. So i am guessing those other, gates, lead to other places as well? "
"Yes they do, however, your best chance at a glorious future within the Omniverse is to serve the emperor at Coruscant. We can guide you there."
"No thank you, I am not much for serving others, I do thank you for all the information. We shall get moving, to see these other gates, they seem interesting."
"I must insist you accompany us through the gate young prime." The stormtrooper took a step forward. It didn't sound like a request anymore. Stewie's eyes narrowed slightly.
"And I must insist you let me carry on my journey. You don't want to go that way, trust me. I am a prime you know." His left hand slowly moved to his back, and grabbed his gun.
"You are coming with us, don't resist." Both of the troopers took out their rifles and aimed it down at the fresh prime. Stewie responded with his own draw, he was fast, he pointed his gun towards the floor and with his thumb he flipped the switch. " I bid you gentlemen farewell !" He pressed the trigger, an icy blue beam emerged crashing into the white floor. The floor started to freeze, the frozen spot on the floor quickly grew larger finding its way underneath both troopers. The guards had trouble keeping their balance and both fell to the floor.
Stewie couldn't resist but to gloat " I haven't seen guards this clumsy ever since the fat guy of the adam sandler movies thought he could be a cop. God that movie was bad."
Stewie quickly found his way back to his tricycle and started his escape, he roared the engine before hitting full throttle. "So long losers, Victory is mine!" He shouted as the tricycle sped off. His passenger wasn't strapped in well enough to handle the engine's power and got lose. The brown bear Rupert slipped through his straps and fell to the floor near the guards. Immediately Stewie hit the brakes and looked backwards. One of the guards started firing towards the genius boy as the other picked up Rupert.
"Blasted ! Unhand him you devils !"
The trooper didn't respond but kept firing, hitting the vehicle.
" Damn you semen guards ! Rupert i will return for you, be brave !" Stewie had no choice but to get into safety himself and drove off. "I'm sorry Rupert, i will get you back." The boy was keeping in his manly tears but continued on nonetheless.
The guards were left behind returning to their positions not to speak of the time a baby got the better of them. They threw away the plushe and returned to their positions.
*****
After driving around for a long while the genius ended up in front of another gate, this time there were no guards around. " There is no point in me driving around aimlessly. This gate seems as good as any, time to test out his luck and venture to wherever this leads. The tires of the tricycle spinned a second before the vehicle sped off right through the gate.