Character Questions: 10x Sillier Edition

[Corporal Light]

- If your character was a food dish, what would they be?
"Lemon. I'm sour, and no one wants to even think about eating me."

- In a detective Noir film, would your character be a gutsy gumshoe, a dastardly mob boss, or a hysterical dame/lad? Or something else entirely?
"Dastardly mob boss."

- What quote best describes your character?
"I have a good system going on. You leave me alone, I leave you alone. Break the system, and I kill you. Only a few people have tried breaking the system. Now no one has."

- What LOTR race would your character fit best into?
Hobbit/Dwarf

- What Hogwarts house would your character most likely be sorted into?
Slytherin

- What art style would your character be more likely to appreciate? (Cubism, Surrealism, Pop Art, etc.?)
Transgressive Art

- If your character had a daemon as some of the characters in Philip Pullman's His Dark Materials do, what would be its final 'settled' shape?
Grizzly Bear

- What single word would fit your character best?
"Blame"

- If your character had a 'mindscape', as in a land within their mind that represents all of their hopes and fears and deepest darkest secrets if you dig deep enough for them, what would it be like?
A single, solitary island surrounded by an ocean, where no one but him could go. However, at seemingly random times, the ocean turns into fire, and creatures underneath the island pop out of the ground before charging into the fire.

- Your character's happiest memory?
Building the first gun.

- What sort of bender would your character be in the Avatar: The Last Airbender/Legend of Korra series? Would they even be a bender at all?
Fire/Ice