gardenGnostic's PesterOmni Memo

[Albert Wesker]

MOOD: Mystified

-- binaryDefender [BD] responded to the memo: hello?? at 11:28 --

BD: Greetings!
BD: Currently I am communicating on behalf of my operator, as he only has one hand and it is too large to adequately operate his Dataverse device to properly type longer messages and conversations.
BD: Rest assured, however, my words are his words precisely, down to the letter.
BD: Ahem....as for what he has to say...
BD: "I've seen a lot of talk about some tournament or other. I'd be lying if I said it didn't sound interesting."
BD: "Kind of sad I'm missing it."
BD: I don't mean to interject, but he really is more 'mildly disappointed' than 'sad'. He doesn't really...DO sad.
BD: "I must admit, the prospect of fighting to the death somehow seems to lose meaning in a world where the contestants in such a blood sport won't stay dead, provided they continue to be of amusement to that backwards shadow that brought us here."
BD: For clarification's sake, I must point out that my operator refers to Omni when he says 'backwards shadow'. I assume it is not a term of endearment.
BD: "But at the same time I guess it does lift some of the weight and moral repercussions of that kind of fight, so it makes it more entertaining for the ones who enjoy it."
BD: I must interject again to state that my operator and I both share a similar level of revulsion toward this concept.
BD: "Even as grisly as such a tournament must be, I'd honestly rather be there than where I am now. I bet the weather would be an improvement, if nothing else."
BD: My operator and I are once again in agreement. My temperature sensors indicate that the current environment is well above comfortable levels for humans and most human-like creatures. I find it thoroughly unpleasant, as well.
BD: My processors are running hot even at such low operation loads. It is distressing.
BD: "I apologize for all the negativity that seems to be going around, though I don't suppose that means much from someone who is uninvolved."
BD: "I should sign off for now. High heat is doing a number on this thing's cooling system and battery life."
BD: "Farewell, for now anyway."
BD: I reiterate my operator's farewell, and wish you all to come into a more positive outlook!

-- binaryDefender [BD] responding to the memo: hello?? at 11:40 --