gardenGnostic's PesterOmni Memo

[Gamzee Makara]

MOOD: Rancorous

-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] responded to the memo: hello?? at 10:12—

CG: NOT EVEN GOING TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE LITERAL CLUSTERFUCK OF NEW FRUITY ASSHOLES THAT HOPPED ONTO THIS MEMO
CG: LIKE SERIOUSLY, THIS IS THE MOST UNORGANIZED GOD DAMN MEMO I HAVE EVER SEEN
CG: AND I RAN A FUCKING FRUITY RUMPUS PARTY
CG: I'M JUST GONNA FOCUS ON THE TASK AT HAND.
CG: I FIND IT FUNNY THAT YOU'RE STILL TRYING TO MAKE NICE WITH THE FUCKING DEMON, HARLEY.
CG: OR ELDRITCH HORROR, TERROR, SCARY-THING, WHATEVER THE FUCK.
CG: YOU'LL HAVE TO FORGIVE ME IF I'M A LITTLE "SALTY", PHD
CG: AS HARLEY WILL NO DOUBT EXPLAIN TO YOU EVENTUALLY, AS SHE SEEMS HELL BENT ON MAKING FRIENDS WITH EVERYTHING THAT PROBABLY WANTS TO KILL US, OUR UNIVERSE DOESN'T HAVE THE BEST TRACK RECORD WITH
CG: WHATEVER IT IS YOU ARE
CG: LIKE NO OFFENSE INTENDED, BUT OFFENSE INTENDED.
CG: THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOUR PHYSICAL APPEARANCE, IT'S ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE CAPABLE OF
CG: WHICH IS DEATH. PAINFUL, AGONIZING DEATH FOREVER.
CG: OR SESSION FAILURE, BUT THAT'S NOT SO MUCH OF A PROBLEM ANYMORE SO HEY! YOU AREN'T ALL BAD.
CG: BESIDES THE POTENTIAL, IMMINENT DEATH.
CG: LOOK, I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST YOU, I'M JUST WATCHING OUT FOR MY FRIENDS. GAMZEE ISN'T GOING NEAR YOU, I'M MAKING SURE OF THAT.
CG: I CAN'T REALLY HELP WHAT JADE DOES, BUT I AM WARNING HER AGAINST
CG: TO BE HONEST, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M WARNING YOU AGAINST, HARLEY.
CG: I GUESS MAKING FRIENDS WITH THINGS OR PEOPLE THAT WANT TO KILL YOU.
CG: BUT THEN AGAIN, I CAN'T DO OR SAY MUCH TO CHANGE YOUR MIND, I ALREADY KNOW THAT MUCH. YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH THIS GUY ANYWAYS, AND WHILE HE HASN'T DONE ANYTHING INHERENTLY EVIL OR DANGEROUS OR LIFE THREATENING TO ME, YOU, OR GAMZEE, HE CERTAINLY CONTINUES TO BE A SUSPICIOUS CHARACTER.
CG: THIS MOST RECENT REVELATION IS NOT COMFORTING.
CG: JUST...
CG: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JADE, BE CAREFUL

-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 10:16—