gardenGnostic's PesterOmni Memo

[Demetri Malius]

MOOD: Chipper.

-- mechanicalMenace [MM] responded to the memo: hello?? at 12:03 --


MM: Alright, so finally out of that mess
MM: From this memo, it appears that creator is alive, although imprisoned.
MM: He was the guy who threw his dataverse device (ô)
MM: Well, at least the ottsel secondary and I escaped our pursuers, the same ones that currently hold Creator captive
MM: No idea what to do now, he is just riding me everywhere
MM: Heheh, that could be read as a sexual innuendo (õ)
MM: Just to clarify though, I am currently fused with a motorbike.
MM: To avoid any confusion.
MM: After all, I have no use for such things.
MM: And I don't like when people touch me.
MM: Which brings me to the next thing.
MM: I don't like being a machine that requires physical contact to operate
MM: So I need a new body.
MM: Creator is unavailable right now, so anything will do.
MM: Also, I would like to be something practical.
MM: And dangerous.
MM: Very very dangerous.
MM: actually can someone just make me a giant death machine to take over.
MM: I would DIE for one of those. (ø)
MM: Either way, let me know if anyone can get on that.
MM: As soon as possible.



-- mechanicalMenace [MM] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 12:09 --