gardenGnostic's PesterOmni Memo

[Demetri Malius]

MOOD: Rancorous.

-- informativeAnonymous [IA] responded to memo: hello?? at 8:15—

IA: alright
IA: so after a long discussion with the prisoner, I am allowing communication
IA: BUT
IA: under supervised circumstances
IA: Gonna put this thing on speaker or something.


-- informativeAnonymous [IA] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 8:16 --

Voice Recognition Activated.

-- informativeAnonymous [IA] responded to memo: hello?? at 8:15—

IA: YES, THAT SWITCH THERE.
IA: Oh, alright, so it's working now.
IA: It is, now give it to me.
IA: No no, Mr. Malius, can't be taking any risks with you and your sneaky abilities.
IA: After what the front guards said, I'm sure you have a few tricks up your sleeve.
IA: WHAT SLEEVES? I HAVE NOT EVEN A SHIRT.
IA: That's not what I... look just do your thing or whatever.
IA: The only reason why you get to do this is because I enjoyed your little drawings on the wall.
IA: Fine.
IA: I shall comply.
IA: At least for the time being.
IA: gardenGnostic, or Jade, as you are called, I am well.
IA: Although I am cursed with the company of a glos pautonnier, but I shall endure.
IA: Hey what the hell doe that mean chain boy?
IA: It means you're an insolent boot licker for not taking out this dreadful painting.
IA: I could always switch the thing back off.
IA: Aghh.
IA: I apologize.
IA: Thank you.
IA: For your stupidity.
IA: Let me just stretch my finger to this switch really quick and-
IA: No wait I'm sincere!
IA: That's what I thought.
IA: Damn mnhmnm...
IA: What was that?
IA: Nothing!
IA: Aside from that, I am still awaiting my sentence.
IA: As for my secondary, IRIS as she had named herself, seems to have made it out the city.
IA: She has informed me that she is unsure whether to leave straight away.
IA: This is mostly due to her being in the company of my last client.
IA: And who is this client, chains for brains?
IA: I was not speaking to you, hedge-borne
IA: Well you are gonna have to speak sooner or later, especially once one of the King's guard shows.
IA: So be it, now hush.
IA: Hmph.
IA: Now, back to my previous thought.
IA: Now IRIS would most likely be needing a body as soon as possible, so she will most likely be searching in the dunes for a prime to aide her.
IA: As much as I am against this, I believe this to be he best course of action, since I am not sure how others will react to a motorbike driving itself.
IA: Perhaps after the situation has completely settled, I shall visit you in Camelot, as I plan to take up residence there at some point.
IA: From what I have heard from IRIS, it is not unlike my hometown.
IA: HA, sure.
IA: Like they will accept someone like you in their city.
IA:...
IA: Yeah yeah, no interruptions.
IA: Continue your babbling, prisoner.
IA: Ahem.
IA: However, I do have another mission to complete for Nealaphh, my headmaster from the Institute.
IA: If you happen to find his work and posts in the dataverse, I recommend taking a look.
IA: Don't hesitate to join us to... improve the omniverse.
IA: I am Vice Dean of Unity, if you so happen to be interested in discovering the secrets of this place.
IA: My voice grows weary, and my eyes as well from the sight of my hideous caretaker-
IA: That's it.
IA: I shall be off, I hope to meet -
IA: CLICK


-- informativeAnonymous [IA] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 8:27 --