Colosseum - Spectator Thread

[Guu]

The crowds swarmed around the coliseum. People were frequenting the stands that have set up around the place, selling food and merchandise to the random sports fans. Many were milling about, waiting for their favored combatants to take stage. Many were eagerly debating who would win the next match. However, their attention was quickly stolen from them.

Riding in from the horizon was a pink haired girl riding what must have been a cross between a stegosaurus, a giraffe, and a penguin. Onlookers were stunned at the sight of the creature as it walked into the food stands area.

The pink-haired girl leapt off the creature, accompanied by what looked like an orc dressed in stereotypical nerd apparel, down to even the pocket protector. The mount immediately evaporated into dust after singing several bars of “Friday” by Rebecca Black.

“Madam Guu.” Stated the orc, his voice nasally. “Was the flashiness really required?”

Guu sighed. This orc guy has been escorting her since she entered the verse from the Nexus. Apparently, someone high up in the verse knew she was coming. Normally she wouldn’t mind the company, but this guy just wouldn’t stop questioning her actions along the way. Really sucked all the enjoyment out of the trip.

Not that it matter much. She was deadset ever since she entered the verse. She knew that not only was Gildarts here, but Yu Kanda, Gamzee, and Desco were all here as well.

She looked around, her unorthodox arrival had long since sent murmurs throughout the crowd. News of her arrival will eventually get to the people she was looking for.

Just as planned.

Guu hath arrived!