07-12-2017, 01:31 PM
Ice Bear checked his pack to ensure that everything was secure. As he started walking, he hoped that Panda and Grizz would be fine. After that thought, all points were on the task at hand. Apparently some elves needed Guu's help, and Ice Bear was obliged to help out. Even if he wasn't obliged, his services could be of some use. After all, this is the same Ice Bear who traversed the Northwest Passage and helped to keep his two brothers alive using nothing more than a fire axe and some cheap ninja stars back home.
Ice Bear was up to the challenge. Plus he had Undyne and Sans to help out as well. The three of them should easily aid Guu in her quest.
As for the transformation bit that Guu did, Ice Bear had seen worse, and just kind of rolled with it at this point. It wasn't his forte to question oddities in a world where the oddities were the norm. He'd just go along with it.
"Ice Bear fire extinguisher... check... Ice Bear fire axe... check... Ice Bear snacks... check... Ice Bear canteen... check..." he said, checking his bag once more as they walked.
"heh, making sure you have everything?" Sans asked.
"Ice Bear likes to be prepared."
"heh, you mean pre-beared?"
Ice Bear rolled his eyes at the skeleton's lame pun. "Ice Bear thinks you can do better than that."
"Feh... Sans, I have to agree with Ice Bear." She said, gritting her teeth.
Sans blushed. "heh..."
Undyne then noticed ahead of Guu, something in the bushes.
"Ma'am, hold it." Undyne asked Guu as they all came to a halt.
"what is it?" Guu uttered in monotone.
Ice Bear readied his fire axe. "Ice Bear senses it too."
Sans did too. "Guu, come back here with us."
Guu retreated, not sure of the threat.
"feed... me"
Some vines appeared out of the bush.
"feed... meeeeee...."
Ice Bear saw a plant rising out of the bush... a venus flytrap.
"FEED... ME..."
Undyne shielded Guu. "We got this, Guu."
Guu just stood there, with a look of boredom.
"It's just a venus flytrap who can speak english, so what?" Guu said.
Ice Bear saw the vine-spewing flytrap waddling their way. He had to think of something. Then he remembered his fire extinguisher.
"Sans, act as a distraction for Ice Bear."
Sans went off to the side of the road, away from the group. He kept an eye on what Ice Bear was doing. "Hey there, fertilizer hog... do you want to... leaf us be? heheh."
The plant started turning towards Sans because of the bad pun. Even if Sans didn't have any flesh, the plant was sentient enough to not tolerate bad jokes™.
Ice Bear placed his fire axe down and got his fire extinguisher out. He pulled out the pin with his teeth and readied the nozzle.
"Heh, maybe I'll just plant myself here and do standup. Would you like that?"
The plant got easily angered at that last one.
"Heh... you know what, green grumpus? You just got janked." Sans said, looking at the plant. He then nodded the other direction. Ice Bear was standing, with his fire extinguisher pointed at the mouth of the carnivorous vegetable.
"Eat this." Ice Bear said as he unleashed the contents of the fire extinguisher into the gob of the monster's mouth. Out came a noxious spray that made the carnivorous plantlife choke and wheeze. Ice Bear then grabbed his axe quickly and chopped off some of the vines of the flytrap, which died off.
The flytrap retreated, whining... it's fate would not be known to the group.
Sans waved away the fumes as Ice Bear shook the can to refill it.
"Hey... that was a pretty cool move... and an even cooler pun."
Ice Bear blinked. "What pun?"
"Eat this. That was genius." Sans complimented the tall polar bear's one-liner.
"Oh." Ice Bear shrugged. "Ice Bear knows."
Undyne sighed "Aw man, I didn't even get to make a move."
Guu blinked. "Join the club."
Sans grinned. "Heh, next time you see a threat, be my guest to be on the frontline... or in this case... the front vine."
Undyne rolled her fish-eyes at that pun.
"heh"
Ice Bear and the others kept walking on after that incident. They headed south. Ice Bear cleaned off his axe as the group marched towards the mission. He looked at himself in the shiny reflection of the edge of the axe, before placing it back in the holder on the backpack.
Ice Bear was up to the challenge. Plus he had Undyne and Sans to help out as well. The three of them should easily aid Guu in her quest.
As for the transformation bit that Guu did, Ice Bear had seen worse, and just kind of rolled with it at this point. It wasn't his forte to question oddities in a world where the oddities were the norm. He'd just go along with it.
"Ice Bear fire extinguisher... check... Ice Bear fire axe... check... Ice Bear snacks... check... Ice Bear canteen... check..." he said, checking his bag once more as they walked.
"heh, making sure you have everything?" Sans asked.
"Ice Bear likes to be prepared."
"heh, you mean pre-beared?"
Ice Bear rolled his eyes at the skeleton's lame pun. "Ice Bear thinks you can do better than that."
"Feh... Sans, I have to agree with Ice Bear." She said, gritting her teeth.
Sans blushed. "heh..."
Undyne then noticed ahead of Guu, something in the bushes.
"Ma'am, hold it." Undyne asked Guu as they all came to a halt.
"what is it?" Guu uttered in monotone.
Ice Bear readied his fire axe. "Ice Bear senses it too."
Sans did too. "Guu, come back here with us."
Guu retreated, not sure of the threat.
"feed... me"
Some vines appeared out of the bush.
"feed... meeeeee...."
Ice Bear saw a plant rising out of the bush... a venus flytrap.
"FEED... ME..."
Undyne shielded Guu. "We got this, Guu."
Guu just stood there, with a look of boredom.
"It's just a venus flytrap who can speak english, so what?" Guu said.
Ice Bear saw the vine-spewing flytrap waddling their way. He had to think of something. Then he remembered his fire extinguisher.
"Sans, act as a distraction for Ice Bear."
Sans went off to the side of the road, away from the group. He kept an eye on what Ice Bear was doing. "Hey there, fertilizer hog... do you want to... leaf us be? heheh."
The plant started turning towards Sans because of the bad pun. Even if Sans didn't have any flesh, the plant was sentient enough to not tolerate bad jokes™.
Ice Bear placed his fire axe down and got his fire extinguisher out. He pulled out the pin with his teeth and readied the nozzle.
"Heh, maybe I'll just plant myself here and do standup. Would you like that?"
The plant got easily angered at that last one.
"Heh... you know what, green grumpus? You just got janked." Sans said, looking at the plant. He then nodded the other direction. Ice Bear was standing, with his fire extinguisher pointed at the mouth of the carnivorous vegetable.
"Eat this." Ice Bear said as he unleashed the contents of the fire extinguisher into the gob of the monster's mouth. Out came a noxious spray that made the carnivorous plantlife choke and wheeze. Ice Bear then grabbed his axe quickly and chopped off some of the vines of the flytrap, which died off.
The flytrap retreated, whining... it's fate would not be known to the group.
Sans waved away the fumes as Ice Bear shook the can to refill it.
"Hey... that was a pretty cool move... and an even cooler pun."
Ice Bear blinked. "What pun?"
"Eat this. That was genius." Sans complimented the tall polar bear's one-liner.
"Oh." Ice Bear shrugged. "Ice Bear knows."
Undyne sighed "Aw man, I didn't even get to make a move."
Guu blinked. "Join the club."
Sans grinned. "Heh, next time you see a threat, be my guest to be on the frontline... or in this case... the front vine."
Undyne rolled her fish-eyes at that pun.
"heh"
Ice Bear and the others kept walking on after that incident. They headed south. Ice Bear cleaned off his axe as the group marched towards the mission. He looked at himself in the shiny reflection of the edge of the axe, before placing it back in the holder on the backpack.