Luger, Crash and Stuart vs Ultramarines thread Discussion

[Okor]

Space Marines have:
Nigh-immunity to fear
2 Hearts, capable of injecting steroids and adrenaline.
A ribcage fused into a solid mass of bone
A height of 7-7.5 feet without armour
Stupid amounts of muscles
Enhanced blood oxygenation
The ability to generate scar tissue over their wounds in a matter of seconds
The ability to remain awake for up to 328 hours
The ability to eat anything they damn well please
A very high resistance to toxins and poisons
The ability to eat your brain to temporarily gain your recent memories and abilities
Four "superlungs"
Exceptional vision and hearing, only enhanced further by their armour
The ability to enter suspended animation for up to 567 years
Can track like a bloodhound
The ability to be temporarily resistant to the vacuum of space (If the correct chemical mixture is administered)
The ability to spit poison
A semi-organic interface with their power armour implanted beneath their skin
Semi-automatic weapons that fire explosive rounds
A set of armour capable of deflecting almost all forms of small arms fire, increasing their strength, nullifying flashbangs, administering painkillers, maintaining vox communication, magnetic soles, and looking fabulous
Chainswords



So, you may be wondering just how to avoid being arrested by Space Marines.

The answer is to not do what you did to deserve it.

If it is too late to do so, reincarnation is typical the first step.