gardenGnostic's PesterOmni Memo

[Gamzee Makara]

MOOD: Rancorous

--carcinoGeneticist [CG] responded to memo: hello?? at 7:29—

CG: J...JADE?! NO FUCKING WAY
CG: ARE YOU SERIOUSLY
CG: I
CG: I DONT THINK I CAN EVEN COMPREHEND THE AMOUNT OF BULLSHITTERY GOING ON RIGHT NOW IN THIS UNIVERSE THIS IS
CG: EXCUSE ME WHILE I SIT ON THIS STRANGE HUMAN BOYS SOFT COMFY LOOKING CHAIR EXCUSE ME ONE MOMENT PLEASE
CG: I CANT
CG:

--carcinoGeneticist [CG]has ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 7:29--








--carcinoGeneticist [CG] responded to the memo: hello?? at 7:31--

CG: OKAY IM GOOD NOW I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY PROCESSED THE AMOUNT OF BULLSHITTERY PREVIOUSLY STATED IN THE LAST RESPONSE
CG: JADE WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED LIKE I DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN WITH THIS HOOFBEAST SHIT
CG: HOW DID YOU GET HERE?? WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU? WERE YOU LIKE, SUMMONED BY THE CUEBALL IMPOSTOR ASSHOLE OR SOME ASSHOLE THAT WAS SUMMONED BY THE CUEBALL IMPOSTOR ASSHOLE?
CG: THIS UNIVERSE IS QUITE OBVIOUSLY FULL OF ASSHOLES IF YOU HAVE NOT YET NOTICED. ) ;B
CG: LISTEN WE NEED TO MEET UP OR SOMETHING, GET SHIT STRAIGHTENED OUT
CG: AT THE MOMENT I AM...
CG: *shudder*
CG: THAT WAS ME SHUDDERING BY THE WAY, INDICATED BY THE *'S
CG: ANYWAYS RIGHT NOW, AS LOATHE AS I AM TO SAY IT, 'I AM DOWN WITH THE CLOWN.'
CG: GAMZEE AND I ARE IN THIS WEIRD LITTLE TOWN CALLED AMBROSIA. HONESTLY I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS JUGGALO FUCK IS DOING, OR HOW I EVEN GOT ROPED INTO IT, BUT SHIT HAPPENED.
CG: GAMZEE HAS APPARENTLY IMPRESSED THE LEADER OF THIS TOWN AND IS TRYING TO FURTHER CURRY HER FAVOR BY DOING MENIAL AND MEANINGLESS TASKS, AND I'M PRETTY SURE I'M STUCK HELPING FOR NOW.
CG: RIGHT NOW WE'RE IN THIS WEIRD HUMAN KID'S HOUSE. NOT SURE WHAT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DOING, BUT GAMZEE SEEMS PRETTY SURE OF WHAT HE'S DOING FOR ONCE IN HIS SHORT MISERABLE DRUG ADDLED LIFE, SO IM JUST GOING ALONG WITH IT I GUESS.
CG: I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST SAID THAT.
CG: WHATEVER.
CG: AND HEY I TOOK THE LIBERTY OF SKIMMING THROUGH THIS 'PRIMORDIAL' GUY'S MESSAGE AND EVEN CHECKED OUT THE LINK HE SENT YOU. IT SEEMS PRETTY USEFUL, SO TAKE A LOOK BUT....
CG: I DON'T KNOW WHAT HIS GAME IS, BUT BE CAREFUL
CG: NOT EVERYONE IN THIS UNIVERSE IS A FRIEND. I'M NOT SAYING HE ISN'T FRIENDLY, I'M SAYING HE'S SKETCHY AS FUCK BECAUSE HE IS FRIENDLY.
CG: ANYWAYS, NOW THAT YOU KNOW I'M AROUND, YOU CAN GET A HOLD OF ME WHEN YOU NEED TO
CG: LIKE I SAID, WE NEED TO MEET UP AND DISCUSS EXIT STRATEGIES AND THE LIKE.
CG: OH SHIT THIS HUMAN KID IS STARING AT US NOW UH
CG: YEAH I THINK WE KINDA STARTLED THIS ASSHOLE. HE'S A SBURB PLAYER, GOD-TIER AND EVERYTHING.
CG: MY HEAD IS FUCKING HURTING FROM ALL THIS STUPID INFORMATION THAT DOESN'T MATTER BUT MIGHT MATTER AND FUCK I GOTTA GO THIS KID LOOKS LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO BLOW HIS TOP.
CG: DON'T DIE ON ME MORON, WE'VE GOT A LOT TO TALK ABOUT.

--carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 7:33--