Welcome to Ambrosia!

[Gamzee Makara]

Adam Gaite

OHHHHHHHHHHHHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOY!

With a hoot and a shout of excitement and joy, Gamzee grabs Karkat by the back of the shirt collar and drags him towards the home of an ill opinionated motherfucker, eager to please his new mistress and perhaps even redeem the honor of his race.

Nah, just kidding. He doesn't really give a fuck about that last bit.

"You won't regret it!" He shouts once more, before slamming the door behind him and his baffled fellow.

"Wait! Wait you idio-"

*SLAM*

Karkat furiously spasms and flails away from his friend's grasp, who in reality could have just kept him held in place at arm's length. The crabby alien stomps a few feet away from him before turning back around to face Gamzee. The two regard each other, one with a dopey smile, the other with a deepening scowl. The latter throws his hands up in the air wordlessly, and opens his mouth as if he's about to say something derogatory, but nothing comes out.

The other still wears a fool's grin and a glint of excitement in his eye.

"After we're done talking to this asshole, you and I are having a serious discussion about 'group decisions.'"

"Kay."

And without another word, the strange duo make for the flight of stairs that no doubt lead to a troll-hating asshole.

As the clown nears the top of the staircase, he hears some weird-ish sounds. A soft thunk can be heard at regular intervals, along with some muffled swearing. It sounds as if someone has a case of I-hate-my-life-so-much-right-now syndrome. The juggalo stands silently in the doorway, staring blankly at the odd scene before him. A human lookin' motherfucker dressed in God-Tier garb is busy beating himself up. Literally.

Karkat stands behind him on the tips of his toes, trying to get a good look. He finally gives up, and shoves his taller friend through the doorway. The two awkwardly stand there, just staring at the human kid.

"What the fuck is this shit?!" Karkat hisses as quiet as he can. There was a damn God-Tier player in the Omniverse! There have to be implications of some sort because of this... Maybe this is another stage in the game! Or, or maybe like, maybe this is the endgame in the machinations of that Scratch asshole or or or maybe this Omni guy IS Doctor Scratch!

Gamzee just has this dumb look on his face. The cherry-blooded troll doesn't think his High-Blood friend is making any connections.

Welp.

Karkat clears his throat, coughing just a bit.