Hypothetical character sheets

[Kenpachi Zaraki]

Always in the back of my mind but I hesitated to bring him in because I was afraid he might come with too many off-color jokes. Oh, the hilarious stories I would write, though.

Name: Kyle Broflovski
Level: 6
Spent OM: 32,100
Source: South Park
Proficiencies: (3000); Physical Strength (1000), Ranged Attack (1000), Area Attack (600), Buff (400)
Powers: (7200); Flight (1700), Basic Enhanced Senses (1400), Insight (1600), Healing (2500)
Moves: (3900); Golf Club (300), Bow and Arrow (300), Rally (300), Windstorm (300), Eye Lasers (300), Basketball (300) / Ike: Toss (300) / Warrior Stan: Sword (300), Discus of Might (300), Sparky (600) / Toolshed Stan: Wrench (300), Power Drill (300)
Super Moves: (1200); Rain of Arrows (600), Exploding Knees (600)
Transformations: (4500); Tier 1 Powered Up Form - Elf King Kyle (1000), Tier 2 Powered Up Form - Human Kite (1500), Alternate Form - Basketball Kyle (2000)
Summons: (5000); Ike (1000), Warrior Stan (2000), Toolsheld Stan (2000)
Items: (2300); Communicator (200), Mobile Dataverse Device (100), Spiritual Enlightenment (2000),
Bases: (4000); Kyle's House - Yggdrasil, Tangled Green: Recall Station, Vault (4000)
Unlocks: (1000); First Stat Upgrade (1000)
Base stats: (Elf King Kyle) [Human Kite] {Basketball Kyle}
ATK: 5 (5) [3] {3}
DEF: 1 (4) [3] {0}
SPD: 1 (2) [8] {4}
TEC: 4 (4) [6] {4}

This is beautiful. Picturing Kyle fighting an enormous dragon and shouting "KICK THE BABY" as he fells the beast with a small child makes me laugh. Also, I humbly suggest adding Ninja Kyle to the Transformations list.