Welcome to Ambrosia!

[Guu]

Gamzee

There was silence as the words escaped the Troll’s maw. About a quarter of the crowd present was looking around confused, the rest had gotten used to the insanity by this point.

Guu just stood there, staring down Gamzee as if he had just said the stupidest thing ever known to man. The air was tense as he feared his offer would be met with rejection.

“Yeah, okay.”

Suddenly, the crowd breaks out in cheers as they welcome their new colleague with open arms. The clouds parted enough to let a little ray of sunshine pour onto the troll, samples of the Babe soundtrack play in some of the people’s heads, and he failed to notice that he almost knelt into chocobo shit, but he didn’t care as it was a glorious moment. He raised his arms into the air and yelled out in celebration.

“Yeah yeah, settle down. People around here like their newcomers…” Guu said, a little annoyed at the melodrama. “Anyways, if you really need a leader, I guess I’ll fill the role, because I’m generous.”

“Thank you my prin-”

“Call me Mistress Guu.”

“Yes! Yes, Mistress Guu!” He said, eager to please, not noticing how creepy this suddenly got.

“Well, before my interference, you were alright behind the mic. Do you usually entertain.”

“I’ve dabbled in the greater arts…” he said, rubbing his chin in thought. “More or less.”

“Hmmmm” Guu thought to herself. “Tell you what. The man in the house behind me is from your universe. He doesn’t seem to like Trolls. If you can lighten his opinion of your kind, I might have a bigger job for you.”

“Thank you Mistress! You won’t regret it!” He said, running off to Adam’s out with an incredibly baffled Karkat tagging behind him.

Her concentration was interrupted by her phone going off. Pulling it out of her stomach to the surprised of 10% of the crowd, she fingered through to find she got a text.

“One of the orcs was stabbed in the back from above. This was certainly not self-defense.”

Guu sighed heavily. She looked up from her phone to notice the crowd still there.

“Uhh… you can go now.” She said, and the crowd dispersed.

As people went on their merry way, Guu made another call. To the person on the other end, she explained the situation with Yu Kanda and gave out orders before slamming the phone off and placing it back in her stomach, sighing heavily.

Suddenly, a boy runs onto the scene, huffing like crazy.

“Does anyone other than you deliver the news around here?” Guu asked sarcastically.

“Sorry Princess. We’ve received word that Mickey Mouse and Proto Man are entering the city from the North.”

“What?” She responded with a genuine look of shock.

Before he could respond again, she was off running North. Now that she thought about it, Mickey was coming up in her senses, she knew what direction she needed to go to get to him.

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Emerald

“Hello.”

Emerald’s eyes slowly crept open at the sound of the voice. Her ears perked up and her vision came into focus. It was daylight and she could hear the sounds of jungle birds all around her.

“Did I wake you?”

She looked down at the source of the voice. Down on the jungle surface was a young woman with black hair, black tank top and pants, and tattoos on each shoulder. She was looking up at her with a neutral look on her face.

“Are you the one called Emerald?” She said. “I was told she was a shapeshifter and all her forms looked green so I assume it’s you.”

Emmy just looked down at her, slightly curious at a human who would address her so.

“I am Emerald.” She said with cat lips.

“Can you come down? You’re not in trouble, I just want to talk.”

Reluctantly, the gem climbed down the tree. She sat down in front of her and looked up, awaiting whatever the human had to say.

“My name is Sylvia Black, I’m second in command here in Ambrosia. I’ve been told you’re new in the Omniverse, so I’m supposed to give you the run down.”

She sat down in a near by tree root before continuing.

“So, you’re what’s called a prime, you can create stuff with some magical power that a god of sorts has granted you. Said god has brought you here to his personal dimension. I couldn’t tell you if you could escape, so yeah, you’re here now.

“You are currently in Ambrosia. It’s a community of the strange and unusual, at least by human standards. Guu has already stated that you are welcome to stay here if you like. Yeah. So any questions thus far?”