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[Guu]

Guu was livid. She stupidly stuck her neck out for this one guy and he completely screwed up the mission; probably even the safety of Ambrosia, too. Now she had to tell the guard to be on high alert all because of this asshole. As she was calling someone to check if he was just incompetent or a saboteur, she had to fight not to grind her teeth in pure rage. Considering she didn’t have teeth, that would have hurt a lot.

At the tail end of her call, the abundant thumping sound was a distraction. She overheard the mention of “trolls.” After she hung up, she looked up at Adam who was violently banging his head against a wall.

“You’re angry about internet trolls? Because I know from experience that people like that in this universe tend to get stabbed.”

“That’s not… wait, really?”

The princess nodded. The thought gave him a bit of joy, but more pressing matters were at hand.

“No trolls are from my universe. They’re a pain in the neck in the real life. A pair is just outside right now!”

Guu moved over to Adam’s door and peeked outside. She saw to pointy-headed pale men having a poetry battle in the middle of the street with the musical stylings of the doctor ninja. She pointed a fingerless stub outside.

“Those guys are trolls?”

Adam nodded. After a few second, Guu shrugged.

“Well, I need to let off some steam anyways.”

And she walked outside.


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The trolls were having their poetry slam when it all suddenly slows to a stop. The pair looks around, baffled at the crowd going quiet and turning their attention away from them. Suddenly, they were all bowing. The trolls and the doctor ninja turned to see what they were focused on.

Guu stood there, looking up at them. She waves an arm towards the group.

“At ease my subjects.” She said, the group breaking their bows to look at her normally. “For it is time to get down. Hit it.”

The ninja starts his beat boxing as Guu gets into the rhythm of his sick beats.

“I know you may think it’s not my business, but it kind of is as I’m the Princess. I run dis place and we’re on a growing streak, if you were running it you wouldn’t even last a week.

“What could it be that you’d possibly want? Because there is nothing you have that you could possibly flaunt. Did you think you’d go on without paying the toll? Are you begging for food because who would ever feed a troll?

“If you want to hit these streets, I can pay back in mass. It wouldn’t be a struggle to kick your pale ass. You’re a child, you’re a wannabe fool. Maybe you should face your equal back in preschool.

“You really think you could take on me? Maybe it would be wiser if you run and flee. You shouldn’t mess with me and my crew, because guess what? You just got served by Guu.”

She crossed her arms and gives a tough looking face to the pair. The crowd cheers for their princess, both in a mixture town pride and just overwhelmingly impressed at her freestyle skills.

Suddenly, a three-foot white rat in a purple dress came running in with a medkit. She looked like she had been running for a long while with her short breath and sweat soaked fur. Everyone local knew her as Matilda Waltz the local nurse practitioner.

“Where are they?” Exclaimed the nurse, spitting the words out between her breaths. “I’ve been told there were burn victims, where are they?”

Slowly, the crowd pieced together what she was requesting and slowly began to chuckle. The rat’s face turned into an embarrassed scowl as she realized that she had been duped.

“I have actual patients to attend to.” She said scornfully as she heads back to the medical tent.