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The Unexpected Audience of Magic Based Phones[float=right][/float]

By: Anne Ritkin

Last year, companies Sony, Pantasonic, and Rite Stuff Entertainment made history by releasing what would be the first wave in magic based phones. It was the latest attempt from developers of dataverse devices and communicators to get Camelotians hooked on the Omniverse’s favorite pass time. Polls at the start of last year stated that less than 10% of Camelotians even know about the dataverse, no less actually owning a smart phone.

The phone used the latest in Crystal technology, a magic based gemstone found in the Frozen Plains. It uses very similar inner workings to the “Gamer-P100” video game console device that released last month. Because of said technology, the phone even has holographic functionality.

To make it feel less like something built in a factory, they intentionally engraved a wood grain texture into the metal casing. Also, they made sure that all functions made a audible “woosh” sound to make it sound more magic based.

While the device has been selling like hotcakes, it did not have the intended audience they initially wanted. While the phone is doing well in Minas Tirith and Dalaran and managed to get a full endorsement from the usually technology fearing Princess Bonbon Sunshine, it’s almost non-existent everywhere else in the verse.

So who has been buying these devices? Believe it or not, mostly Orcs.




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Grubada
Grubada goin’ on date with Haggary. Haggary got nice ass. Grabada likes nice ass. #gettingsome




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Geeroy Graggins
Hahaha, human army has pony fighting for them. This should be easy! Chargin’ in! #sillyhumans




Yep, many of the Orcs of the Tangled are raving about the Dataverse, largely taken to twitter and reddit. They seem to be having a fun time, making hashtags, spreading memes. They aren’t the only non-human group buying the device either; the second biggest buyers being Trolls followed closely by Pokemon.

It is unknown why this phone in particular would be popular amongst such groups, but many philosophers believe this is a good thing. More and more people whom we’ve written off as the villains of the Omniverse are finally getting a voice in the mainstream. And while that’s mostly just to share cat videos, only good things could come from open communication in the long run…

…maybe…